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parma_violets

Scenes From The Jackass Struggle In Cleveland Housing Advice Centre

Feb 13, 2006 17:09

With less than three weeks' experience under his belt, new caseworker Faisal has already proved to be the most popular employee in CHAC's fourteen-year history.

Me: Jazz, I'm stressed out. Is there anything you want me to punch a hole in?
Jazz: Faisal's tongue?

Faisal: She wants me to go down on her, and that's just not my thing. You know ( Read more... )

jazz, work, oh god it's that cunt faisal

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sabrarosa February 13 2006, 17:52:50 UTC

That boy ain't right!

parma_violets February 13 2006, 18:04:44 UTC

Just once, just once, I'd like to hear him say "I'm in this situation not because of anyone else, but because I am a cheating self-pitying feckless loser who genuinely deserves a public stoning".

sabrarosa February 13 2006, 18:22:01 UTC

Don't hold your breath, my dear.

difyr February 13 2006, 18:21:22 UTC

wow.

humanity: 1

evolution: 0

how sad.

parma_violets February 13 2006, 18:34:48 UTC

This is what bothers me the most about Faisal's constant fucking around behind his girlfriend's back - it offers him the opportunity to pass his contribution on to the gene pool, whereas in an ideal world he should have been sterilized as soon as it was made clear that he was planning to spend a lot of his time on Earth playing "Shag, marry or kill?".

difyr February 13 2006, 19:02:20 UTC

gross.... why is it all the wastes of carbon based lifeforms have the most sex? laws are thwarting natural selection by not allowing us to beat the shit out of them. and then shoot them. in the nuts.

ahem.

parma_violets February 13 2006, 19:08:05 UTC

It's like being back in school again; you're thinking "Do girls really like a bastard?" Of course, someone like Faisal finds partners using statistical probability. But it still chafes.

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parma_violets February 13 2006, 18:35:40 UTC

Things aren't generally going too happily for, well, my entire flist.

baron_scarpia February 13 2006, 19:23:19 UTC

Good God, Graham, that's the kind of insensitive clod I left behind at school. When are they allowed to get rid of him?

parma_violets February 13 2006, 22:39:10 UTC

Ten more weeks. Just ten more weeks.

It's like being back in school, except... no, even I can't come up with a wacky qualifier for that. It's just like being back in school.

baron_scarpia February 13 2006, 22:44:21 UTC

Dear Gods. Not for nothing did PSB title their song about school 'This Must Be the Place I Waited Years to Leave.'

Reverting To Stereotype As We Both Are... parma_violets February 13 2006, 22:52:22 UTC

"Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools", according to the Smiths.

demona_hw February 14 2006, 22:25:13 UTC

Some women really, really need to be told: "No, you're supposed to enjoy sex". At least that's the only explanation I can come up with as to why fuckwits like that would ever get any.

baron_scarpia February 15 2006, 19:50:22 UTC

Thank you for brightening up my day. You've put me in a good mood now.

parma_violets February 15 2006, 20:23:17 UTC

I've never seen you in "righteous anger" mode before. Suits you, actually!