Knobbing Is All Around

[parma_violets]

Readers with long memories will remember that the housing advice charity I work for is somewhat unfortunately situated in between a sex shop and a newsagents' which devotes over a third of its magazine racks to porn. (I say "unfortunately" - if you're on the phone to someone who wants to come in and you say "It's just near the sex shop", it's

Comments

[tangled_rainbow]

Hahaha that last paragraph reminds me of a "massage parlour" right by my sisters old flat, it was situated next to a lapdancing bongo club (I kid you not) and only opened after 11pm....however it apparently was entirely legit.

I was very tempted to go find out.

[parma_violets]

I'm kind of wondering if there's any way to solve the mystery myself. Though I'd probably be a lot less curious if the place was next door to a lapdancing bongo club, which sounds like the most awe-inspiring thing ever!

The massage parlour's leaflets are printed off from a standard printer, they're not even laminated. They're sick of putting in the effort to look like a genuine business.

[baron_scarpia]

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

What is this filth you're yammering on about, saying that Annie Proulx has as much talent as Angela Carter?

(We're never going to agree on this, are we?)

[parma_violets]

Not until you SUBMIT TO HER GREATNESS!!!1!1!, no.

[difyr]

...your journal is so fun to read. ^.^

[parma_violets]

You don't get this kind of vitally important porn update in any old LJ, do you? Well, maybe Mary's.