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[parkerjotter]

i know how much you luvvvvvv these, my little guelph

HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BERTHDAY xcatchfarenxx YOU BEST HAVE THE BEST BDAY EVER OR I WILL COME AND MURDER ANYONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE IT A GOOD DAY, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR MY AIRFAIR THO BC I'M TIGHT ON CASH. AND A LAWYER IN CASE I GET CAUGHT AN ALL, MURDER IS APPARENTLY FROWNED UPON BY THE LAW (WHATEVVS). BUT I

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[xcatchfarenxx]

OMG I AM IN HYSTERICS RN. IDEC THAT THAT WHOLE SENTENCE TOOK ME FREAKING LIKE LITERALLY 7 MINUTES TO READ. ILYSFM, DANI!!!!!!!! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ;) FACES THO? YOURE CRAY CRAY BUT TYSM ILY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ X A GAZILLIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[parkerjotter]

the winky faces were there to take up space. DUHHHH

[xcatchfarenxx]

lmfao good job. there was like 14. idk i didn't count. :')