...or are you putting on weight?

[paranoidandroid]

I have a bet with someone in work... but we can't find out who has won.

I was in the pub (no surprise there) last Friday when Little Toe asked me if another work colleague was pregnant.  I replied that I hadn't heard - Toe said she bet she was.  We settled on the grand stake or a weeks Tea from the trolley man

Comments

[jettcat]

Don't ask, not if you want to live....

Asking someone's whose put on weight if they're pregnant is just asking for it...

[tabby_of_doom]

I'd say, "I thought I heard a rumor that you were pregnant. Was it you, or am I mistaken?"

Are you or ain't you?

[wan1]

How about, "Would you like to have my baby, or has someone beaten me to it?"

Might work! xx

[peacefulchrissy]

I'd just carry on conversation until it came up. Or bring up someone else's pregnancy and see if they give any tidbits of info on their own status.

[seattleforge]

NEVER BRING IT UP! You're not allowed to comment on a pregnancy unless the woman herself tells you, OR you see the baby's head crowning.

[nuala]

Your wife is a lucky woman. Did she train you, or did you manage this level of cleverness all on your own? ;-)

[seattleforge]

Trial and error. ;-)

[seattleforge]

And you're very sweet for noticing. ;-)