...or are you putting on weight?

[paranoidandroid]

I have a bet with someone in work... but we can't find out who has won.

I was in the pub (no surprise there) last Friday when Little Toe asked me if another work colleague was pregnant.  I replied that I hadn't heard - Toe said she bet she was.  We settled on the grand stake or a weeks Tea from the trolley man

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Are you or ain't you?

[wan1]

How about, "Would you like to have my baby, or has someone beaten me to it?"

Might work! xx