FIC: Brownie Harassment (Colby, Susan Stone, OCs, PG-13)

[paranoid_woman]

Title: "Brownie Harassment"
Characters: Colby, Susan Stone (remember her? "Well hello, there"), OCs.
Word Count: 2x200, 2x300.
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: I've been told by three people already that this deserves a beverage warning. Hehe. You can figure out why.
Spoilers: 5x04 - Jack of All Trades.
Summary: Brownie baking has never been so dangerous.

Comments

Author Speaking

[paranoid_woman]

This is probably not what everyone expected, but I'm 100% satisfied with these drabbles. I think they're funny and I loved writing Mrs. Stone!

Poor Colby...

Special thanks to my betas, who read the first drabble and then so kind that they betaed the drabble series. You rock!

lillyg, this is for you. I hope you like it as a birthday present!! I know how much you love humor. *g*

To mustangcandi and quirky_circe, special dedication for being so great and nice to me all the time.

*sends you all a big hug*

- PW.

Re: Author Speaking

[lillyg]

Thank you hon! This is so funny... And strangely the naughty Mrs. Stones remember me of a well-known naughty girl of my friends! I really don't know why! Thanks for making me laugh!

Re: Author Speaking

[paranoid_woman]

You're welcome! It's funny that she reminds of that friend of yours. Hahaha. I'm glad you liked it. Happy birthday! *g*

Re: Author Speaking

[shanachie13]

Very cute, darlin'. Greatly amusing...and too tired to give you a longer comment.

[ladygray99]

Naked Colby and brownies. Oh Dear God. :-)

[paranoid_woman]

Hahaha, I know. I still can't believe I turned brownies into some kind of porn. Haha. I feel like I can do anything since then. *g*

[magisterequitum]

Snerk. Poor Colby.

[paranoid_woman]

I know, I couldn't help it. :P

Thanks for reading, my dear!

[mia_dcwut_09]

ROFL poor colby
who is this susan stone

[paranoid_woman]

Haha, yes.

Susan Stone is the woman who wanted him to get in front of the camera during "Jack of All Trades." The one that said, "Well, hello there," when she first saw him. *g*

*hugs*

[mia_dcwut_09]

Maybe I should get the ep

[paranoid_woman]

You totally should. Lots of fun watching Mrs. Stone send Colby inappropriate messages! *g*

[mustangcandi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This was even funnier the second time when I realized who Susan Stone actually was. LOL.

Thanks so much for more naked!brownie baking Colby... particularly mint brownies. I'm not even going to tell you what I'd like to do with naked!Colby and mint chocolate brownie batter. *licks*

You're awesome Gis. Thanks so much for this. Totally made me smile with glee.

[paranoid_woman]

Haha, I can easily figure out what you'd like to do. *g*

No, YOU are great. Naked!brownie baking Colby is still so weird to me as a concept, no idea why. I'm glad it works for you, of course! :D

*sends a big hug* Thank you for everything!

[mustangcandi]

hahaha... how could naked!brownie baking Colby be a weird concept? Come on. You're putting all my fantasies in one place: mint chocolate anything, naked!Colby, and a man who cooks!

*swoons* It's almost too much for me to handle.

*sends big hugs right back at you*