Yeah, great...

[paramedically]

Everyone else gets really cool sounding things and I get a condiment that looks like an overweight phallus. This is not my damn month. Yes, I'm in a bad mood - you hear that, Puke? I'm in a bad bloody mood!

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[asinthecity]

It looks like an elephant.

And did Puke put you in the bad mood?

[paramedically]

No, he just keeps trying to help me out of it and sometimes I'm just going to be pissed. It doesn't mean I'm going to dive into the nearest bottle of black label.

[asinthecity]

Everyone's allowed to be pissed off. Do you not want to be helped out? I mean, his assumption of black label jumping aside--do you just want to indulge in the anger for a bit?

[paramedically]

No, because I don't like being angry. But I also don't know how I else I'm supposed to deal with it.