[SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!] OPERATION DEATH

[paralysing]

As we all know, October is the month of TERROR AND DEATH...! Because the Angel Beats! cast takes death very, very seriously, we decided to launch a special operation. And we need your help!

OPERATION DIE EVERY SINGLE DAY

Comments

[brokenclover]

Himawari can totally misfortune them all to death.

[remakethepieces]

/falls out a window............

[brokenclover]

CRY

[remakethepieces]

I WILL BE SURE TO CATCH YOU TOO

[dontgotthetouch]

... So how does getting run over by Optimus Prime sound to you fine folks? Of course he has crazy sensors and crap to prevent that from happening, but since it IS October man we can just handwave that they fall into wormholes and just end up flying into him while he's out driving and yes. It can be violent and gross and lovely.

[keepsontrucking]

IT SOUNDS AWFULLY REMINISCENT OF HOW I DIED FOR REAL REAL.

I like it! :'D

[paralysing]

WE ARE ALL EXCITED AT THE IDEA OF GETTING RUN OVER BY OPTIMUS PRIME. As we all want to have this wonderful honour, is it fine for you to kill all of us, each on different days? I'll be making a list for all the deaths, so I'll let you know the days! (unless you want to thread it out!)

[dontgotthetouch]

... Oh man, I wonder if that won't break him and make him just STOP driving or even moving around (giant metal feet are just as good as wheels in this case) if it happens more than three times. Maybe if we like, thread out the FIRST resurrection so that Optimus can get some guilt-relief so he can get the low-down on what's up with them, I'd be fine with all of them dying by his feet. Man he'll need so much therapy when October's done.

[diclolius]

I can help out!

Belphegor [itsstormmink] is a knife-wielding assassin, so he is game for ridiculous as well as serious killing and may stab your cast after they've died just to be a pokey troll.

Accelerator [velocivector] is a ridiculously powerful ESPer with an automatic power that deflects incoming energy and matter away from him. This power can shatter the bones in your arm on contact if you use enough force. So FEEL FREE to use and abuse his Redirection for accidental deaths to your hearts' content, whether you're the one bouncing off or someone has thrown something at him and it redirects away with its trajectory altered so as to hit an AB cast member.

[remakethepieces]

WELL I'VE BEEN MEANING TO THREAD WITH YOU ANYWAY...

[diclolius]

Ohohoho~

Let me guess, with Bel?

[remakethepieces]

EITHER/OR REALLY but bel would be fun :')

[thearchemage]

If Arche were to meet them and like them enough (she likes nearly everyone, so it's not difficult), she could totally offer to take them for rides on her broom!

Maybe someone could go up with her and end up falling off? :|a

[paralysing]

I'M CALLING DIBS ON FALLING OFF A BROOM Yui would love to do it. I see you have a post up, so if it's fine for you, I'll placeholder (as I am sadly going to sleep soon)! If they get along then we can decide whether we will have the magical flight or not XD

[thearchemage]

GO AHEAD. \o/ That sounds like a good plan to me.

[keepsontrucking]

I'm volunteering Naoi for this one

[remakethepieces]

i will hypnotize you into trying to get ruled with someone, give the pictures to yui, and then destroy you

[keepsontrucking]

Boy, some people really can't take a joke...