WoW Momma Jokes!

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I've thought many of these up over time, so I decided to post them all in an entry, knowing a handlful on my f-list will appreciate the humor(namely Aldrius, Circe and Mikkeneko). Anyone is invited to post similar jokes in replies, if you can think of any. Well, here is a sizeable sample of mine which I can think of, off the top of my head.

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[aldrius]

Yo momma's so ugly, drunk Tauren druids only touch her if they're in dire bear form.

Ouch Todd, ouch. For your information, Tauren Druids only touch the finest women!! Especially in Dire Bear form!

[aldrius]

Er... sorry, I meant to add a '>=O' to show that I was joking. >>

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Geeky ass jokes are what this entry is about! Joke away!

[aldrius]

Okay.

Yo momma's so boring, that a human paladin finds her interesting. :D

OUCH. :P Okay, that was kinda harsh. *Runs off crying*

[thisisnotmyname]

/me GROANS

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You know you wanna try it! >:E

[mikkeneko]

You know you've been playing too much WoW when you find yourself looking at the flowers in your school's garden, and wondering what potions they can be used in... and what level herbalism you'll need to pick them.

[mikkeneko]

At some point I made a whole bunch of "You may be WoW redneck if..." but I don't remember most of them.

You may be a WoW redneck if your mount is sitting in your yard on blocks.

You may be a WoW redneck if you talk to the stable master to try and get a room for the night.

You may be a WoW redneck if your pet is an oozeling.

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Lmao. Having an Oozeling is such a stupid, rednecky thing, indeed. Lowers a few stats and all...

But you understand the appeal of WoW -> Life jokes! *is happy*