Why are you hitting yourself?

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We bombed them extra hard to try to get them mad, so that they would give us an excuse to bomb them a lot more.

On the "lighter" side:

Gay sex demons OMFG

Arnold likes Pepsi better than he likes you.

"Are you now or have you ever been a member of a union?"

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"Are you now or have you ever been a member of a union?"

That is scary.