It Ain't Christmas Without You.

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Pairing: Dick/Tim, Jason/Tim [Batman]
Date Written: December 18, 2005
Notes: So AU it hurts.

Comments

[dirty_walls]

I love cracked out AU stories. In this one, they'd better hope Alfred hasn't been waiting to go postal, because they've definitely given him a reason.

And Jason decorating the cookies with blood spatters! And Dick humming "Jingle Bells" and beaming when Jason licks Tim! And Dick just generally acting like the older brother on crack!

Love, love, love. I think they should give Bruce a Robin pile-on nice lovely evening for Christmas.

[ebcdic]

You would! ;) Poor Alfred!

Hehehehehehe!

Ooooooooh! Don't give me more cracked-out ideas!

[dirty_walls]

But of course. ;) Poor Robins is more like it.

Hee.

Why wouldn't I? ;)

[ebcdic]

Alfred could so kick all of their asses.

Because you don't want me to die? ;)

[sbxp]

This whole story, all I could think about was that "Your mommy and I are baking a cake hunny" joke.

[ebcdic]

Oh, man. Haha.

[cocombat]

I luff you.

I've had a kinda vertigo thing (the bad sort, not the good comics kind, drat it) for several days, and this? This just cheered me up an made me all kinds of happy.

Why oh why did I look for comfort in a non-DC fandom? All the love (crack!) I need is right here!

Yay for Christmas!!

[ebcdic]

Well, thanks!

Aww, I'm sorry. But yay!

I do not know. DC crack is of the good.

Whee!

[tiggothy]

*squee* This is fabulous. I so have to go back & read more of your fic than what's in this post. Though it might actually be an idea to read some of the canon-stuff before getting too heavily into fanon, eh?

Nah! Far too boring! *leaps into the world of crazy-crack-fic*

[ebcdic]

Thank you! Wicked. Well, you know, crack is fun! ;)