reposted for colorfail :UdualshieldingSeptember 2 2011, 12:51:20 UTC
==> Volanz: Respond to Memo
You open up the memo posted by the unfamiliar blueblood, as it seems to be the most recent. Maybe you should start from the beginning, but right now you are tired, lost, ankle deep in water, and out of fucks to give.
CURRENT vigilantAegis [CVA] responded to memo.
CVA: considering i apparently just got du///ped into so///e ungodly double\\\rapped disaster of a session this sounds like an a\\\eso///e idea. CVA: volanz adarga. knight of heart. i keep people sane and hit i///ps \\\ith a shield.
CSS: ...I don't think I know anyone qualified. CSS: ...At least, not from my own session. CSS: ...Come to think of it, we were direly short on moirails and auspicisting in general. CSS: ...But if we had, we might not have started the session to begin with. CSS: ...Never mind, this isn't really relevant to you, sorry.
CSS: ...It is a start (What, you'd prefer I incited bloody murder and culling on all you goddamn grubs? Oh, wait!). CSS: ...And I certainly didn't ask for your weaknesses. CSS: ...Although being a teal-blood, I suppose you'd have a list as long as my horns. CSS: ...But I'm afraid I don't feel like being bored by them today. CSS: ...So I'll have to decline.
CAD: Well it looks like someone with some common sense finally showed up CAD: Thank God too, I was beginning to think I'd be the only one CAD: Good luck getting some of these guys to cooperate though- they're not really too big on much other than 'sucks that you're here, but deal with it'
CSS: ...I am noticing. CSS: ...But assigning the blame is a little pointless (and I don't know where most of these fuckasses are to beat the idiocy out of them). CSS: ...We're all responsible for genocide and world destruction anyway. CSS: ...What's a little spacial displacement?
CAD: Besides a lesser chance of survival for those of us that aren't supposed to be here and the likely dooming of at least one timeline in our respective sessions? CAD: No harm done actually, none at all
CSS: ...It's not as though getting angry can change that. CSS: ...If it could we wouldn't have been here more than ten seconds. CSS: ...Might as well do whatever we have to to get this done as quickly as possible.
CURRENT avisUnalloyed [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo CAU: Heir of Time CAU: With the requisite abilities CAU: Should they become necessary CAU: Though The Glitch has hobbled them somewhat
CAU: Yes CAU: Heroes of Time & Space seem to be essential to a properly functioning session CAU: But the others, presumably, are more malleable, & can be molded to fit the individual players more precisely CAU: I only wonder if this means that Time & Space are doled out blindly CAU: Or if it means that the game always selects players that are suited for them
CSS: ...I'm not sure I want to think about the game having selecting us. CSS: ...it adds another level of uncomfortable predestination to this whole affair.
CAT: oh hey look its that productiVity thing you were screeching about CAT: youre officially 20% less hypocritical now CAT: good for you CAT: that said CAT: lyn nivali CAT: rogue of dusk CAT: fuck if i know what thats supposed to mean CAT: we hadnt eVen gotten all our players into the medium yet by the time i got yanked from my session and into this one CAT: so since i didnt haVe time to get familiar with my own session CAT: i hope like fuck someones got a game faq in this one
CSS: ... CSS: ...I'd wager a guess that the powers derived from your title have something to do with manipulating...darkness, perhaps? CSS: ...Something in common with dusk, at least. CSS: ...I didn't realize before. CSS: ...You're not even close to coming of age, are you?
CAT: okay sure CAT: why the hell not CAT: itd make about as much sense as anything else at this point CAT: still no idea how to fucking do it CAT: maybe i should just click my heels together like im in 'In Which A Young Female Troll Has An Elaborate Dream In Which She Goes To A Foreign Land, Acquires Lowly Red Footware, And Meets Colorful Creatures With SeVere Physical Handicaps And Follows An Inferior Yellow Road To An Okay Green City To Meet An Obviously Fake Wizard While Being Harassed By An Equally Fake Witch Only It's All Actually A Complex Social Metaphor' CAT: and im almost nine sweeps thank you Very fucking much CAT: why would you eVen ask that
CSS: ...I was merely wondering how you'd avoided being killed on the ships. CSS: ...Your existence would cause enough offense for a good half of the bluebloods. CSS: ...But that explains it nicely. CSS: ...As for your powers, the consorts of your own world would have helped you with it as you climbed your echeladder, as I understand it. CSS: ...But without them here, you may have to work it out yourself. CSS: ...And frankly, that movie was atrocious even without it being a selling platform for an impractical standard of currency based on worthless shiny metal.
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You open up the memo posted by the unfamiliar blueblood, as it seems to be the most recent. Maybe you should start from the beginning, but right now you are tired, lost, ankle deep in water, and out of fucks to give.
CURRENT vigilantAegis [CVA] responded to memo.
CVA: considering i apparently just got du///ped into so///e ungodly double\\\rapped disaster of a session this sounds like an a\\\eso///e idea.
CVA: volanz adarga. knight of heart. i keep people sane and hit i///ps \\\ith a shield.
Reply
CSS: ...That sounds as though you've got your work cut out for you.
Reply
CVA: i gotta try though
CVA: \\\ho else is gonna do it?
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CSS: ...At least, not from my own session.
CSS: ...Come to think of it, we were direly short on moirails and auspicisting in general.
CSS: ...But if we had, we might not have started the session to begin with.
CSS: ...Never mind, this isn't really relevant to you, sorry.
Reply
CBA: yess i'll jusst reveal my weaknesssess to you, sstrange purple-blood~
CBA: that sseemss a reasssonable solution to our problems~
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CSS: ...And I certainly didn't ask for your weaknesses.
CSS: ...Although being a teal-blood, I suppose you'd have a list as long as my horns.
CSS: ...But I'm afraid I don't feel like being bored by them today.
CSS: ...So I'll have to decline.
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CAD: Thank God too, I was beginning to think I'd be the only one
CAD: Good luck getting some of these guys to cooperate though- they're not really too big on much other than 'sucks that you're here, but deal with it'
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CSS: ...But assigning the blame is a little pointless (and I don't know where most of these fuckasses are to beat the idiocy out of them).
CSS: ...We're all responsible for genocide and world destruction anyway.
CSS: ...What's a little spacial displacement?
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CAD: No harm done actually, none at all
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CSS: ...If it could we wouldn't have been here more than ten seconds.
CSS: ...Might as well do whatever we have to to get this done as quickly as possible.
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CAU: Heir of Time
CAU: With the requisite abilities
CAU: Should they become necessary
CAU: Though The Glitch has hobbled them somewhat
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CSS: ...It seems like only a few are common across sessions...
CSS: ...The rest may be randomly generated.
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CAU: Heroes of Time & Space seem to be essential to a properly functioning session
CAU: But the others, presumably, are more malleable, & can be molded to fit the individual players more precisely
CAU: I only wonder if this means that Time & Space are doled out blindly
CAU: Or if it means that the game always selects players that are suited for them
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CSS: ...it adds another level of uncomfortable predestination to this whole affair.
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CAT: youre officially 20% less hypocritical now
CAT: good for you
CAT: that said
CAT: lyn nivali
CAT: rogue of dusk
CAT: fuck if i know what thats supposed to mean
CAT: we hadnt eVen gotten all our players into the medium yet by the time i got yanked from my session and into this one
CAT: so since i didnt haVe time to get familiar with my own session
CAT: i hope like fuck someones got a game faq in this one
Reply
CSS: ...I'd wager a guess that the powers derived from your title have something to do with manipulating...darkness, perhaps?
CSS: ...Something in common with dusk, at least.
CSS: ...I didn't realize before.
CSS: ...You're not even close to coming of age, are you?
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CAT: why the hell not
CAT: itd make about as much sense as anything else at this point
CAT: still no idea how to fucking do it
CAT: maybe i should just click my heels together like im in 'In Which A Young Female Troll Has An Elaborate Dream In Which She Goes To A Foreign Land, Acquires Lowly Red Footware, And Meets Colorful Creatures With SeVere Physical Handicaps And Follows An Inferior Yellow Road To An Okay Green City To Meet An Obviously Fake Wizard While Being Harassed By An Equally Fake Witch Only It's All Actually A Complex Social Metaphor'
CAT: and im almost nine sweeps thank you Very fucking much
CAT: why would you eVen ask that
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CSS: ...Your existence would cause enough offense for a good half of the bluebloods.
CSS: ...But that explains it nicely.
CSS: ...As for your powers, the consorts of your own world would have helped you with it as you climbed your echeladder, as I understand it.
CSS: ...But without them here, you may have to work it out yourself.
CSS: ...And frankly, that movie was atrocious even without it being a selling platform for an impractical standard of currency based on worthless shiny metal.
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