==> Throw a fit.

[parasolvere]

CURRENT opalescentParasol [COP] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board Pardon me.

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COP RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Pardon me.

COP: If I may have your attention for a moment
COP: I appear to have been misplaced
COP: Rather, stolen
COP: Mind you, this is not a cry for help
COP: Rather
COP:

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[musicologistics]

CBE: oh y~e~s your hi~ghness~
CBE: we'll get on that ri~i~i~gth a~way~
CBE: in the mea~ntime would you like one of those little umbre~lla dri~nks~♫
CBE: ma~y~be a foot ma~ssa~ge~♫
CBE: or a ni~ce slee~k hoofbeast to cart you a~round~♫

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[musicologistics]

CBE: or ma~y~be
CBE: just ma~a~a~ybe
CBE: you should GE~T IT IN YOUR PA~N
CBE: THAT WE'RE A~A~A~LL STUCK HERE TOO~O~O GE~NI~US♪
CBE: FUCKING DE~A~L WI~TH I~T♪♪♪

[parasolvere]

COP: Ah
COP: I would much prefer the former
COP: However
COP: In the meantime
COP: I would rather you get on your knees and apologise for your impudence and Inelegance
COP: You are familiar with the words, are you not
COP: If you are not, simply look at yourself
COP: You are a fine example of both

[musicologistics]

...oh hell no she did not just.

CBE: oh I'm so~rry
CBE: did I make that see~m like I was pla~nning to gi~i~ive half a fuck~♫
CBE: my~y~y~ mista~ke~
CBE: let me rephra~se
CBE: fucking de~a~l with it you PRISSY SELF-INVO~O~OLVED HI~GHBLOO~D FUCKTARD~♪

[astravisolmis]

CLE: ...
CLE: ...
CLE: ...It is good to see you again, Pavone..

[parasolvere]

COP: Astravi Solmis
COP: It seems unlikely that you had a hand in this
COP: Did they steal you as well?

[astravisolmis]

CLE: ...Yes..
CLE: ...As was Melia, Aunter, and Drilla..

[parasolvere]

COP: It is comforting to know that I am among
COP: sessionmates
COP: acquaintances
COP: Regardless
COP: Do explain

Melia: Flip Out

[ravecultivator]

You go into violent love-seizures, foaming at the mouth with pure kindness. Your moirail is alive

CRC: pav*nectar is that really y*u? *A*

[parasolvere]

COP: Who else could it possibly be

[ravecultivator]

CRC: *h my g*sh y*u're alive!!! i'm s* happy! *u*
CRC: where are y*u?
CRC: i'm g*ing t* g* *ver and give y*u a milli*n hugs f*rever!!!!! *A*
CRC: i missed y*u s* much. *^*

[parasolvere]

COP: Of course I am alive
COP: I am in a filthy, hideous, dusty, disgusting Land
COP: I dislike it immensely

[inevitableends]

CIE: Unfortunately, it seems that we are all trapped here.
CIE: At least for now.

[parasolvere]

COP: I see
COP: I appreciate your cooperation
COP: And who is to blame for this

[inevitableends]

CIE: As far as I am aware, a small group of players from a doomed session.
CIE: They sought to save their session by bringing in a Space player.
CIE: And ended up bringing the rest of us in as well.
CIE: One moment please, I will find you the detailed version.

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[parasolvere]

COP: How selfish
COP: Terribly ugly and Inelegant
COP: They should be ashamed

[desirenhate]

CCC: sorry
CCC: cant

[parasolvere]

COP: Why
COP: not

[desirenhate]

CCC: program broke

[parasolvere]

COP: Fix
COP: it
COP: Why are you wasting time making up excuses