You resent that! You aren't snooty or a jerk (yes you are), you're just in a bad mood because you somehow ended up in what appears to be the LAND OF ASS AND STUPIDITY. Meaning, not your awesome LAND OF INK AND DUST and certainly not one of your comrades' lands, either
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ZV: (\things not going very well for your trolly little day?/)
ZV: (\no one steaming cares./)
ZV: (\go cry a river or something./)
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CAC: Oh, wait.
CAC: Let me 9uess.
CAC: You're some alien from some podunk little planet and the Alternian forCes Came in and fuCked over your totally inadequate defense systems.
CAC: And now you've 9ot a Cute little 9rudge.
CAC: Ga9 me.
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ZV: (\i'm an emfeth you horn noggined roachbeetle./)
ZV: (\do you have any coaldamned clue how hard it is for one of us to be pissed off./)
ZV: (\so congratulations on making us actually want to just steaming kill you all./)
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CAC: I work with books.
CAC: To be honest I don't 9ive a flyin9 fuCk about expandin9 the empire beCause you know what that means? More fuCkin9 history for me to reCord beCause of my stupid destiny.
CAC: I'll make sure to 9ive your shithole planet a lovin9 eulo9y in the Conquest Lo9, if I live lon9 enou9h to write it. But you Can just for9et about an apolo9y. I have bi99er thin9s to deal with than uppity bri9ht yellow nubsuCkers projectin9 their misplaCed pissiness onto me.
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CCT: you're fhitting me
CCT: you're here too?
CCT: it wafn't enough that i was pulled out of our feffion into a doomed one
CCT: which by the way is the icing on the fhit cake that is the paft week
CCT: not only did we deftroy alternia, but we can't even finifh our game
CCT: but you being here is like little thofe little flowers tom makes out of icing
CCT: only made of fhit.
CCT: you, kyrill herdot, are a fhit flower. a fhit flower that i now have to deal with as i find a way to get out of here.
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