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.049 | Voice.

Sep 20, 2011 12:27

Minimal death and destruction, no known curses carried back to the Barge, and I didn't get baked into any witches' pies or swallowed by wolves. [Or whatever it is that happens to sassy woodlands critters n fairy tales.] All in all, I'd say that was a good port. [Pause, then he makes a noncommittal "hm."] Despite being turned into a very ( Read more... )

.my giant inmate, .arthur is an excellent warden

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Private hatestriangles September 21 2011, 00:39:57 UTC

I don't want to talk.

Private paradoxlol September 21 2011, 02:03:28 UTC

Tough shit. We're talking anyway.

Private hatestriangles September 21 2011, 13:15:11 UTC

Leave me alone, warden.

SPAM THAT YOU GET NO SAY IN paradoxlol September 21 2011, 22:44:53 UTC

[In lieu of an answer, Arthur goes to your door and POUNDS ON IT.]

THE BEST KIND OF SPAM hatestriangles September 22 2011, 04:07:15 UTC

[PERRY DOES NOT OPEN IT.]

Fuck. Off.

SPAM paradoxlol September 22 2011, 04:16:27 UTC

No. [DON'T MAKE HIM PICK THE LOCK. He's Arthur. He will.] What are you gonna do, Perry? Sulk on the Barge forever?

SPAM hatestriangles September 22 2011, 04:24:07 UTC

[Perry yanks the door open, just a crack.] Give me one good reason I should listen to anything you have to say, asshole.

SPAM paradoxlol September 22 2011, 04:31:03 UTC

[How tempted was Arthur to kick that door back into Perry? Very. But he refrained, since it wouldn't really be all that conducive towards ironing things out. If his inmate moved to slam the door shut, though, Arthur would strike.]

Because I'm your ticket out of here.

SPAM hatestriangles September 22 2011, 04:34:39 UTC

And a liar, a criminal-- [Perry's voice is so full of hate right now.] --and you fuck with people's heads for a goddamn living.

SPAM paradoxlol September 22 2011, 04:46:14 UTC

You're not exactly a model citizen yourself. [His voice is firm, trying to keep professional.] The dream sharing? That doesn't just fuck with people. It can help, too.

SPAM hatestriangles September 22 2011, 05:21:13 UTC

The difference is, Arthur, I don't pretend I'm something I'm not. [Perry's voice gets a little louder, forgetting that they're having this conversation in the corridor. He's got a lot of rage.] But oh, no, it can help, stealing people's memories and putting thoughts into their heads is helping them. Well that just makes everything fucking fine, doesn't it?

SPAM paradoxlol September 22 2011, 05:26:36 UTC

[Arthur barely suppresses rolling his eyes, glancing back quickly, subtly, to make sure nobody overheard that part.] I don't put thoughts into people's heads. I'm not the person from that flood. [Come on, Perry, be reasonable. The sedative combos other Arthur used don't even exist yet. Pffth.]

I meant it can be used therapeutically. "Can" being the operative word here, because I'm not gonna push it.

SPAM hatestriangles September 22 2011, 05:38:02 UTC

Yeah, you're not him. Just like I'm not him. [He points at Arthur.] But you and your buddies tried it. Eames and who-the-fuck-ever else. Inception, right? Was that therapeutic?

SPAM paradoxlol September 22 2011, 05:44:09 UTC

It was a job. It's got nothing to do with you. [TRY TO SOUND A LITTLE LESS LIKE A SOCIOPATH, ARTHUR.]

SPAM hatestriangles September 22 2011, 06:01:05 UTC

Yeah, you keep saying that. Say it enough and maybe it'll even come true.

[HE'S GOING TO TRY SLAMMING THE DOOR ON YOU NOW.]

SPAM paradoxlol September 22 2011, 06:17:05 UTC

[Hm, if he slams against the door now, it'll be like coming up against a brick wall. So, Arthur waits a beat. Another beat. Another. Just long enough to figure Perry's away from the door now. Okay, that's enough waiting. Time to kick the door in like a TV cop. Hey, Arthur's from an action movie; THIS IS ALL IN A DAY'S WORK FOR HIM.]

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