Comments | paradoxlol: .046

paradoxlol

.046 | Video.

Aug 18, 2011 22:31

Is it too late to get the Admiral enrolled in a driver's ed class? There, I did my requisite bitching for the day. I really feel like a part of the community now.

[Pause.]

Who's up for sparring?

[Filtered to ~ARTHUR'S BBs~ (aka his graduates)]
And how are we doing today, kids? You know I love to check up on you.

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flood: mirrorverse, .arthur is dishonest, .arthur is an excellent warden, .facial hair = low moral fiber, .arthur is a criminal

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Private hatestriangles August 19 2011, 03:34:43 UTC

Are you going to shoot me in the face again, or was last time a special occasion?

Private paradoxlol August 19 2011, 03:38:55 UTC

We were in a sticky situation. Consider it a merciful exit.

Private hatestriangles August 19 2011, 03:40:45 UTC

We had time. I didn't need your mercy, warden.

Private paradoxlol August 19 2011, 04:15:05 UTC

Why do you care? It's not like it was real. I'm not like [SCOFF] Martha Jones.

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batmanschmatman August 19 2011, 04:19:29 UTC

Do you have to ask?

paradoxlol August 19 2011, 04:21:17 UTC

You're always so reliable. Weapon of choice?

batmanschmatman August 19 2011, 04:22:28 UTC

Surprise me.

paradoxlol August 19 2011, 04:31:52 UTC

I feel like fists today. Makes me feel closer to nature.

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[Text] paranoidcreator August 19 2011, 04:26:58 UTC

There's always a flow. It's like a chick with her shark week. Once every month. Sometimes twice.

[So this Kevin is a bit of a misogynist.]

[Viddya] paradoxlol August 19 2011, 04:33:08 UTC

[LOOK AT THAT EYEBROW ARCH.]

Twice? I don't want to know the women you know...

[Viddya] paranoidcreator August 19 2011, 04:42:56 UTC

[Oh that eyebrow. The Mun swoons. And Kevin laughs.] Come on man, with the idiots we have to work with-not to mention our fellow "colleagues"? I'm sure someone knows a woman like that.

The women on this boat however. Martha Jones? Toshiko? Man.

[Viddya] paradoxlol August 19 2011, 04:49:46 UTC

[It's a MAGNIFICENT eyebrow.] Good point. I never understood the appeal, personally. I like my women to have some class.

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Private. you_run_i_chase August 19 2011, 05:01:23 UTC

I'm fine.

Private. paradoxlol August 19 2011, 05:03:58 UTC

Just fine?

Private. you_run_i_chase August 19 2011, 05:14:12 UTC

Yeah. I got some shit in my room fucked up today, so I'm in a mood.

Private. paradoxlol August 19 2011, 05:15:28 UTC

Anything I can do to put a smile on your face? [SEXXXXXX.]

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most_feared August 19 2011, 06:27:05 UTC

I'll bite.

[And forever and always in the sunglasses.]

paradoxlol August 19 2011, 15:25:55 UTC

Figured I could count on you. [Arthur will try to knock them off.]

most_feared August 19 2011, 22:05:29 UTC

[It's eerie how these things stay on. They stay on when they probably shouldn't even be on. He wears these in the shower.] Name the time.

paradoxlol August 21 2011, 15:58:25 UTC

After dinner.