Video 001 - School is for losers

Jun 29, 2010 19:49

[There is a view of an empty classroom. The desks are in rows, the blackboard is clear, the sun is shining through the window. Then the door to the classroom is opened and the blond cat boy waltzed through with a book under one arm and a ruler in the other. He placed his items on the teacher's desk and then looked into the camera. Schrödinger's ( Read more... )

riddle me this, !ic, school's out, eat your brain and gain your knowledge, !video, Schrödinger-sensei

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paradoxfeline June 30 2010, 00:41:19 UTC
Close, but that's not the correct answer~. [Then he pushes his fake glasses up his nose and gazes her an encouraging grin.] Try again.

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paradoxfeline June 30 2010, 01:09:22 UTC
Now, you're just guessing, fräulein.

[ Schrodinger knows that humanity's bane is math. That's why he choose it. Naughty kitty.]

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stoicism June 30 2010, 00:52:40 UTC
Would you repeat the question?

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paradoxfeline June 30 2010, 01:05:44 UTC
Sure. I'll say it slowly this time.Listen carefully, okay?

[ Schrödinger is having way to much fun with this.]

A group of 100 soldiers suffered the following injuries in a battle: 70 soldiers lost an eye, 75 lost an ear, 85 lost a leg, and 80 lost an arm. What is the minimum number of soldiers who must have lost all 4?

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stoicism June 30 2010, 01:24:18 UTC
[With a nod, he listens, his mind ticking away at figuring out the equation.

Seventy have lost an eye; that leaves thirty uninjured. He casts his glance away as he considers the rest: seventy-five missing an ear means twenty-five with two healthy ears, eighty-five missing legs means fifteen are still capable of standing on two feet, eighty lacking arms equates to twenty people still retaining two. 30 + 25 + 15 + 20 = 90 who would not have suffered from all four injuries.

He has the answer now and though his voice remains largely monotone, he speaks with a sense of confidence in his work.]

Ten.

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paradoxfeline June 30 2010, 01:30:10 UTC
[ Smiling, but for moments he doesn't let you know if you're right or not.

Then.........]

Correct! Lucky you, you know how to use your brain.

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love_lostomates June 30 2010, 01:43:52 UTC
That's...kind of a morbid question, isn't it?

[Math is not his strong point, so he's not even going to try.]

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You shouldn't expect less, Spain paradoxfeline June 30 2010, 01:58:42 UTC
It's an interesting question. At least people wouldn't be bored.

[ Let's not talk about "if Train A gets to Station F at 1: 30, then Train B leaving Station W at 10:30 will meet Train A at what time?" equations. ]

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Sadly, he still has yet to figure that out. love_lostomates June 30 2010, 02:01:56 UTC
...I guess so. It's just a bit...yeah.

[Too many memories.]

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Oh, Spain... paradoxfeline June 30 2010, 02:12:14 UTC
Well, I plan to continue this. [He likes playing teacher.] Perhaps next time I'll chose a less violent one.

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bloomtrigger June 30 2010, 02:24:34 UTC
U-Ummmm...

[Noel was too busy staring at his cat ears again, and didn't hear the question. She thinks REALLY hard about it...

... nope, nothing.]

Er... 92?

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paradoxfeline June 30 2010, 02:29:16 UTC
[ Smirks, seeing the familiar blond again.] You're not even trying to answer the question are you, fräulein?

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nolessthanseven June 30 2010, 05:27:28 UTC
[she just looks bored.]

When are we ever going to use this in real life? By the Angel, just count them.

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paradoxfeline July 1 2010, 00:03:38 UTC
Last time I checked we wasn't in the real world, but a dream world. So you never know if something like this might comes up knowing how unpredictable things are.

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Sorry I'm so late. ;; nolessthanseven July 4 2010, 05:31:47 UTC
That so? Last I checked, dinosaur attacks didn't involve morbid math problems. And that was one of the more unpredictable things I've heard of.

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It's fine ^_^ paradoxfeline July 4 2010, 05:41:40 UTC
Dinosaurs? I would have liked to see that. But I guess math wouldn't help you there. But that doesn't mean it's completely useless, either.

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