Yuletide 2008 - Bleach [Ichigo, Ishida; PG-13], [Captains and Vice Captains, Ikkaku; PG]

[chaineddove]

Title: Survival Training
Author: chaineddove
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG-13 for language
Genre: Crack
Characters/Pairings: Ichigo, Ishida
Wordcount: 513
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, but I hope this fic will bring a smile to someone’s face ♥
Author’s Notes: Byakuya invites Ichigo for tea. Ishida attempts to teach Ichigo the fine art of tea

Comments

[aoyagi]

OMGOMGOMGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! I think I just died of happy and gone to heaven or something. The crack is FANTASTIC! I almost wish you had gone with the epic version for the party!fic. The more crack THE BETTER *________* And the tea ceremony... I agree with Ishida: Ichigo will forget everything by next day, even if it IS three steps to remember >.<;;; LOVE!!! :D

[chaineddove]

Hahahahaha I'm sure I'll write more extended Bleach crack someday... quite soon. I really enjoy doing it.

you're on a spreeeeeeee♥

[tomoyohime8]

completely, awzm-ly hilarious.

bleach!crack = ♥

Happy Holidays!

Re: you're on a spreeeeeeee♥

[chaineddove]

Happy holidays to you, too! The fic spree was... kind of intense. I probably won't be ready for another for a little while, but it was fun to do so many in one go!

You know there's HOLiC fic too, right?

Re: you&#39;re on a spreeeeeeee♥

[tomoyohime8]

yep♥ mokona always pwns, XD

[chaineddove]

Yes, Mokona is epic like that

[incandescens]

That was very cute and funny. Thanks!

[chaineddove]

You are totally welcome! Thank you for reading and taking the time to comment!

[stillskies]

Nanao-chan is going to kill them. They are going to die. XD;;

Awesome, baby. ♥ I loves it!

[chaineddove]

If they're lucky, she will wake up with a terrible hangover and she will need someone to take care of her for a change. If Kyouraku does a good enough job she MAY only maim him when she's better.

[wintaerland]

I am back! And I haven't forgot to read your wonderfully crack-tastic fics!

This was great. I just can't decided whether an almost completely sloshed Kira thinking a smiling Byakuya is terrifying, or the fact that Yachiru was planning on "livening" up the party and everyone's subsequent reaction.

Maybe Shunsui should bring up that fact when she comes at him with her huge book the next day...

Pity that Yoruichi didn't make an appearance with Soi Fon, but next time, eh?

[wintaerland]

And... I just read the Ichigo and tea one too. *nods head happily*

Ichigo's comment about Urahara is spot on, and Ishida's statement about how Calculus homework is more interesting was so totally him and completely nerdy.

You should write a sequel to this! I want to see Byakuya's reaction to Ichigo stuffing his mouth with tea biscuits or whatever. Or, maybe you should just have Byakuya use teabags *nods*

[chaineddove]

XD Oh man, don't tempt me. I doubt I could actually write Byakuya, anyway. He's so... stuffy? *lol*

And next time, Yoru/Soi. Definitely XD