Jingle Hell [Kenpachi, Yachiru ; PG-13]
Title: Jingle Hell
Author: doumeki
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG-13 for Kenpachi's mouth
Genre: Humor
Characters: Kenpachi, Yachiru
Wordcount: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine. Tite Kubo owns all.
Author's Notes: Day 011 of my holiday advent calendar. Today's prompt is brought to you by jingle bells.
He was ready to throw the brat off of his back any minute. “Will you fuckin’ stop it, Yachiru?”
Yachiru flicked the top bell. “But, Ken-chan! It’s so fun! And Icchi says that I have to learn this song if I want to go up to eat all the yummy candy!”
“Cut that shit out. My bells ain’t for that fuckin’ shit.”
Jingle, jingle, jingle.
“I ain’t kiddin’, Yachiru.”
“Ken-chan! One of your bells fell off!”
“That’s cause you were fuckin’ flickin’ ‘em!”
“That’s okay!” she chirped.
Ichigo was dead next time he saw him.
Those fuckin’ bells weren’t cheap.
Author: doumeki
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG-13 for Kenpachi's mouth
Genre: Humor
Characters: Kenpachi, Yachiru
Wordcount: 100
Disclaimer: Not mine. Tite Kubo owns all.
Author's Notes: Day 011 of my holiday advent calendar. Today's prompt is brought to you by jingle bells.
He was ready to throw the brat off of his back any minute. “Will you fuckin’ stop it, Yachiru?”
Yachiru flicked the top bell. “But, Ken-chan! It’s so fun! And Icchi says that I have to learn this song if I want to go up to eat all the yummy candy!”
“Cut that shit out. My bells ain’t for that fuckin’ shit.”
Jingle, jingle, jingle.
“I ain’t kiddin’, Yachiru.”
“Ken-chan! One of your bells fell off!”
“That’s cause you were fuckin’ flickin’ ‘em!”
“That’s okay!” she chirped.
Ichigo was dead next time he saw him.
Those fuckin’ bells weren’t cheap.