Comments | paradiselostrp: Cillian 001; re: salmadours. [ VOICE ]

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Cillian 001; re: salmadours. [ VOICE ]

Apr 04, 2010 13:02

My grace, which does flee from time to time, what a nuisance those salmadours. A nasty bunch aren't they? But easy enough to stomp out, like the little cockroaches that scurry these grounds ( Read more... )

† buffy summers, !cillian, cloud strife, † sebast, † basil padmore, !bestiary,

Comments 16

Voice panterakitten April 4 2010, 19:11:28 UTC

Mouse is good. Not as good as chicken, but mouse is good.

Voice paradise_npc April 4 2010, 19:15:35 UTC

Chicken, yes - however a rare bird these days.. even the imitation poultry is something of a stretch.

Voice panterakitten April 4 2010, 19:17:21 UTC

No... chicken? [Sniff..] Tried eating metal mouse. Not as good as real mice.

Voice paradise_npc April 5 2010, 17:18:24 UTC

... I wouldn't encourage eating the mice here, they are diseased..

Thread 5

[Voice] basil_padmore April 5 2010, 01:18:41 UTC

I have already killed several large rats that I found lurking around my apartment building. I would be happy to contribute to Paradise's well being by making it a part time job; there is not much else to do around here, and the extra food is a good benefit.

[Voice] paradise_npc April 5 2010, 17:21:43 UTC

Ah, and we have one interested in becoming our local rodent control police.

Give us your name, and residence.

[Voice] -> [Text] -> [Voice] basil_padmore April 5 2010, 20:35:22 UTC

My name is Basil Pemberton Padmore, and I live at the Tower Apartments, room 204. That is:

[A shift to text]
Basil Pemberton Padmore
Tower Apartments || 204

[And voice once more]

I hope I can be of service.

[Voice] unsharedburden April 5 2010, 03:59:25 UTC

Hunters, huh?

[She pauses.]

What kinda monsters we talking, here?

[Voice] paradise_npc April 5 2010, 17:23:18 UTC

The kind that will have you more then talk, but scream while they devour the fleshy parts of your body. Best leave those kind of monsters to the skilled hunters that prove themselves capable.

[Voice] unsharedburden April 5 2010, 17:57:08 UTC

Excuse me?

[Snort.]

Rude, much? I'm plenty skilled. Have you killed a God lately, buddy?

[Voice] paradise_npc April 5 2010, 18:46:48 UTC

Whatever it is you did before coming here, is all well and talk. You, among those here claiming to be Gods, need to prove their abilities.

I'm not saying you can't do it, I'm saying you just can't call yourself a hunter. That title is respectfully reserved to those that earn it.

Thread 5

not_puppet April 5 2010, 06:44:23 UTC

So you ARE taking a bounty for certain monsters?

paradise_npc April 5 2010, 17:24:16 UTC

Only acclaimed hunters can participate successfully for such hunts.

not_puppet April 6 2010, 00:23:47 UTC

How do you get this 'acclaimed' status then?