[transcribed sound of door opening and shutting somewhat heavily; dictated]

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me...!

FU-F-FUDGE!

[transcribed "RAHR!" yell before cut off in the middle by the book being slammed shut]

[dictated unknowingly]

Hey, you... yea, I'm talkin' to you, Furball... don't even think ab--HEY! [scratched out a bit later after he sees it]

[written]

It's an epidemic.

[dictated]

Dang, that's a lot of people. Tch.

[transcribed sound of a pen tapping and a few inks blots are at the "beginning" of the page too]

...is Leo gone?

[all dictated; sounds of pacing in the background]

What the shell is with all this talk about "sex"? Geez... [something muttered about "crazy humans" or something-other]All right, anyway... Sora! Yo, kid. It's been a good long while since that "zombie" incident and I've had nothing to do since then. Nothing even exciting at night when I... well, ( Read more... )

[all dictated; there is the sound of something large rolling over, rustling of sheets, a gurgled yawn, and then a grunt; pages, as of the journal, are flipped through]

Crud. And curse the fact that I can't properly curse in this place...What the shell is going on? I go to sleep and the next thing I know there's multitudes of zombie-like creatures ( Read more... )

[written rapidily, in cursive, and looks angry making it a bit hard to read]

All right. The next idiot that wants to play that little game on my watch, better keep a real good lookout. I won't play nice. And that's not a threat, it's a promise.

((Raph is on the prowl, biatches! If anyone wants to stalk at night run into him as the Nightwatcher ( Read more... )

[dictated entirely]

Well, whadda'ya know... I find a room with my name on it in this bizarre castle and inside is a room strangely arranged to look like my room from the old lair. Ain't that somethin'.

[long pause, sounds of rummaging, another pause]

Hey, what is this thing? What the h-shell? [pause] Is it writing down what I say? What the shell ( Read more... )