[ the following is dictated rather hectically ]

Wh-What is with these turkeys?

[ have some GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE in the background... very aggressive gobble gobble gobbles ]

This is the first time in my life animals didn't like me! Is it because it's turkey day!? Did I do something wrong!?

[ anybody in the lobby will find one Jesus Christ running around ( Read more... )

Does anybody here watch the BBC drama, "Mr. Where ( Read more... )

You know, the leaves are really pretty. I could just sit an watch them all day.

[there's a long pause as Jesus... simply sits in front of the castle, watching the leaves changing color....... and then-]

Except if I do that, I'll miss the latest episode of Burn Notif.

[and now he is getting up to go watch some TV back in the castle]

[here, Paradisa, have a written list]

Kimono
Hakama (?) Kendo uniform
Feudal-era outfit (?) (Name?)
Shinsengumi uniform
Meiji-era police uniform (?)

[and then, dictated]

What else could we use?

[Tamaki]

It looks like a lot of your friends are showing up!

They're all going to be at the Host Club, right?

[slight pause]

Ah! What's the next theme going to be? Is it going to be Japanese?! [hopin' a hope]

[Crowley]

I didn't see you at the festival the other day. I was keeping an eye out for you, too!

I had you pegged as somebody who would be able to ( Read more... )

I heard that most of you have gone through some rough times.

If anybody needs to talk about it, I'll be here for you. It's better to get your fears and regrets off your chest. You can just filter to me on the journal, or you can come visit me in room 219.

[Apostle-types]

That goes for you guys, too. If you regret what you've done, you can talk to me.  ( Read more... )

I WAS ON THE MOON!

[written]

I've never been a host before. This is kind of exciting!

Ah, maybe I should bring some food? I can make bread.

........

I don't think that'll work too well. I can't really make anything else, though.

Well, I don't think they'll need food from me!

What else do I need?

Maybe I should practice in front of a mirror. [and then, dictated] Yeah. Castle ( Read more... )

Since everybody's talking about their dreams, I had an interesting one too.

I was back in my apartment with Buddha. He hands me a rock and says, "Here, make me some yakisoba." So I take the rock and make a loaf of rye bread out of it, because I can only make rye.

Buddha gives me this funny, look, and he says....

"This isn't what I asked for! Where did ( Read more... )

[there's a munching sounds, like somebody eating... toast.... which he is

a small orange splatter falls onto the page... marmalade?]

You know, whoever invented the toaster is a cool guy in my book. We didn't have this around in my day, you know.

....This maramalade reminds me of an anime I watched once. Orange Spread Boy, I think? Did anybody watch ( Read more... )