Hey guys! What's the best trick or treat route around here? This place does have a Halloween, right?

[Right around the duck pond, Eddy is laying around on a leaf pile, covered in tiny orange and yellow leaves himself while sucking on some jawbreakers. He's supposed to be looking around for a tutor but he can't help it if he sees a huge leaf pile that's just begging to be jumped in ( Read more... )

[Eddy wakes up and breaks his alarm clock, tossing it the pile of the other broken ones. He rubs his eyes and looks out the window. Rain again, no surprise even if he didn't like it. But something didn't feel right. Everything actually looked a bit different then before especially the trees, are those leaves turning orange when they were bright ( Read more... )

There's no school here at this place is there? Cuz this place'll get lots of points off it's sucking meter if it doesn't.

[Stares out at the window with his face against it, deadpan expression. He is bored out of his mind.]

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate rain.

There's NOTHING to do! No people to scam. No cash to collect. No jawbreakers to suck on. NOTHING! Nothing but stupid rain.

Hey. To whoever runs the auction thing.

SIGN ME UP.

COME ON LADIES, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA PIECE OF GOOD OL' HANDSOME EDDY.

[Outside the castle is a table with multiple buckets of the gravy that rained a couple days ago. Beside it is a eye catching and shiny sign. Eddy grinned, this scam would be a success for sure. He and Wybie are going to be so rich, he could already taste those jawbreakers. He brings out a megaphone to attract costumers. As if he actually needs it ( Read more... )

......

It's...

raining gravy?

SERIOUSLY?

GRAVY?!

WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUPID STUFF?

Why can't it rain like jawbreakers or cash? That stuff is wayyyyy better then gravy.

Where's Lumpy when ya need him? I know HE would love this.

[Eddy sighs at that thought and sulks for a little bit. He's misses his friends very much.]

I MISSED OUT ON A TWO NIGHT PARTY AND NO ONE EVEN TOLD ME ABOUT IT????

I

HATE

THIS

PLACE.

[Soon incoherent angry sounds are heard along with frustrated yelling, lots and lots of yelling.]

Since the doctor jerk's gone, I say we all have a party. A big party with lots of food, music, and drinks. Come on! Who's with me? This is place is so boring! It needs more fun and excitement!

Oh yeah, since a lotta people can see this, the name's Eddy. And why yesssss ladies, I am very much single and available.