Sep 04, 2009 04:35
[Dio's kind of dragging his injured and bleeding self to the clinic while not breaking into song. Got his ass kicked, got horribly mutilated, all while singing to Stevie Wonder and being unable to fight while doing so.
Not good for the record.
He's still in shock though, so beware of approaching the limping bot.
Meaning, have fun. |D ]
dio (robot)
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D-Dio!? What happened!?
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It was all bad.
All bad.
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Did you get into a fight?
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Little girls are obviously the greatest evil in the universe.
I know that now.
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Somebody hasn't been playing nice with the other kids, hmm?
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Oh uh Rogue,
Yeah I got a little roughed up but I can take care of it.
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Yeah? I've heard that line before, honey. I think I'm going to have to keep my eye on you~
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I mean-
Oh fuck here it comes---
[In a suddenly very sexy tone]
I call her Miss Satisfaction
Cause she keeps me sa-tis-fied~
She gets my automatic reaction-
When she whispers Steeevland,
I loooooove you, I loooooooove you, I loooooove you~!
Such a lovely wooooorld, is my life
Since that girl has come inside~
And everyday that I live
I'm gonna do my best to keep her sa-tis-fiiiiiied~
Our love will never have no problem,
That the both of us can't fix~
Cause like glue to a stamp,
Like gum on a shoe,
She and I are gonna stick~
She's got eveeeerything I waaant~
Eveeeeeerything I need,
And if she ain't got it
She knows how to find the remedy~
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