iAm FREAKING OUT

[icarly]

[A brand new voice is coming to you from the journals. She sounds freaked out a bit. Or a LOT.]

...Spencer? Did you move all the furniture again?

[Except nothing looks even the slightest bit familiar. For example, that window was never there before, and it certainly never had that picturesque view of a countryside. COUNTRYSIDE

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[recoveryone]

[Okay, you don't got Freddie. Instead, you've got a fully armored Freelancer opening his door rather frustrated with the knocking. So the door is thrown open rather unceremoniously, and there is now a space marine where a door was]

Okay, who the hell are you, and why the hell are you flipping the fuck out on my door?

[icarly]

[Carly widens her eyes, slowly tilting her head up to look at... WHATEVER THAT IS.

And she screams even louder than she did before.]

You're not Freddie! OR Mrs. Benson!

[recoveryone]

Great, a hysterical newcomer. [Okay, fuck, WHY IS THERE A SCREAMING TEENAGER AT HIS DOOR!? And he so very wishes he could shut off his hearing right about now, but he can't, so he just sighs and waits for her to stop]

Yeah, you don't say. The name on the door might have tipped you off, if you weren't too busy trying to destroy it.

[icarly]

[That thing is large and angry and very metal, and she's not about to wait to find out if there's hidden lasers and canons in his arms. Wow, she's been spending too much time with Freddie lately to come up with that.

She shuts her mouth, speaking only when spoken to, but with a slightly terrified expression, one foot ready to turn and bolt if this metal dude starts going berserk.]

Please don't hurt me! I-I'm just confused. One minute I'm enjoying a normal afternoon, and then next thing I know I'm in a room with a view that's definitely not mine and RoboDude as my neighbor!

[ipuckett]

[it's a Sam! she's going up the stairs and into her room, listening to a pearPod while she approaches... aren't you glad you've arrived on the same floor as your biffle?]

[icarly]

[Carly's biffle senses are tingling! A glance down the hall will reveal that, hey, it's Sam! She doesn't ask herself anymore mental questions, and simply makes a dash for her.]

Sam! Sam, it's really you! [And there's a great big hugsquish in store as she practically lifts her off of the ground.]

[ipuckett]

[whoa whoa whoa, attacking? not cool. not cool at-- wait. what? is it really-- Sam's taking the earbuds out of her ears and... makes an excited face]

Carly?! I-is that really you?

[icarly]

The one and only! Thank goodness you're here. I thought I was going to be alone with RoboNeighbor over there.

[She excitedly takes Sam's hands in hers and does a bit of an excited jumping dance!]