Jun 08, 2009 06:29
Dear superheroes,
When you encounter a young woman in the woods or front of the castle, approach with caution. Not because she's going to do anything to you, but because people in weird suits or spandex (which is more awkward than weird) are pretty startling.
Also, names? Those are nice. If you're going to say "Hi, my name is The Flash," (sorry, you're an example) you might as well just say "Hi, my name is John Doe." Why? Because it's weird calling someone The Flash. You might as well give a normal name, even if it's fake. I can understand the whole privacy thing, but... really, I don't think it's necessary here. It's kind of shady, actually.
I don't mean to be offensive or anything, I'm just saying. I'm sure some people are set in their ways.
Love,
Someone who doesn't come from a world with masked/spandex'd heroes
claire bennet