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[gardnr]

Ohhhh Jesus... my head hurts. Oh god, why is there a pile of deer poop next to my face? And why do I smell so bad? Am I on the floor?

[Guy pounds on the journal, which is taped to his chest for some reason, to match his headache]

Uh fffuuuuu... FFFUUUUUUUU!

[And promptly crawls outside a broom closet where's he's been out of commission for

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[mylifeisntajoke]

Why is there deer poop next to your face?

Maybe that's why you smell so bad.

[gardnr]

I don't know! Why are there deer in the castle?

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[mylifeisntajoke]

I didn't even know there were deer in the castle in the first place!

[mylifeisntajoke]

Wait... where are you? Where have you been?

Are you hungover?

[sufferinsapphos]

. . . [just ... silent for a while]

Guy Gardner, is that you? I thought John was the only Green Lantern here.

[gardnr]

Um, yes. Who's this?

[sufferinsapphos]

It's Wonder Woman. Are you in need of assistance? You don't sound as if you are in the best of settings.

[gardnr]

Eeeeeey, sup? I'm good I'm good, just you know... walkin around.

And yeah, everyone laugh up the "getting out of the closet" jokes now. Just get em outta the way.