Apr 19, 2009 13:33
ATTENTION, INHABITANTS OF THIS MYSTERIOUS MAGIC PLACE THAT BENDS TO THE WILL OF KING O'MALLEY! I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE A NEW KING NOW. AND HIS NAME IS KING O'MALLEY! I ALMOST WISH THAT I COULD LIVE AMONGST YOU FOOLS, SIMPLY SO THAT I COULD APPRECIATE ME AS MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LEADER. AND ALSO THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. UNIVERSE. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING EVER, ESSENTIALLY.
Um, yeah, I apologize for his my our behavior, but I did make jell-o for everyone! I hope we can all get along. Don't be too alarmed, he can actually be a pretty nice guy if you talk to him...
NO. I AM NEVER NICE. I AM ONLY TOLERABLE, AND THAT IS ONLY WHEN EVERYONE BOWS ETERNALLY TO MY WILL!
You know, standard netiquette states that using all capital letters is generally interpreted as yelling at someone. I understand if you didn't know, but people might take offense.
SHUT UP, FOOL. THE MASSES MUST TAKE NOTICE OF MY AWESOME PRESENCE. NOW... TAKE NOTICE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
frank dufresne (doc)/omega (o'malley)