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[beeneverywhere]

[Recorded; There is a knock on a door in the city. A moment later the door opens and you can hear the voice of a middle aged man]

H-Hello...?

HELLO. HOW ARE YOU FARING TODAY, MR. LOGAN?

[a long pause; before the sounds a bit more fearful] I'm fine. [another pause] Do we know each other...?

I KNOW YOU, JACOB LOGAN. I KNOW EVERYONE.

What? W-wait

Comments

[politesarcasm]

[a chuckle] Clever.

[beeneverywhere]

THANK YOU.

I SEEM TO BE SELLING QUITE A LOT OF THESE.

[politesarcasm]

I think it's because of your...unique way of going about it.

[beeneverywhere]

PERHAPS.

[scarredcalm]

Is it really necessary to use intimidation to sell your product?

[beeneverywhere]

I HAVEN'T USED ANY INTIMIDATION TACTICS.

[scarredcalm]

You called yourself Death and used that as a method to force the man into buying your product. I believe that's a form of intimidation.

[beeneverywhere]

BUT I AM DEATH.

[daemonkoenig]

Did you just...rob that guy?

[beeneverywhere]

NOT AT ALL.

[daemonkoenig]

But...[Pause, nevermind, he was too polite for a robbing]

Why are you yelling at me?

[beeneverywhere]

I AM NOT YELLING. THIS IS MY ONLY VOLUME.

[onlyanapple]

...You are a very, very strange being sometimes, Azrael.

[[ooc: At the start, all I could imagine was this XD]]

[beeneverywhere]

I AM SIMPLY ATTEMPTING TO SELL COOKIES.

[OOC: WAIT NEVERMIND GOT IT. AND ROFL YES :D ]

[onlyanapple]

You're doing it wrong. You should try not mentioning you're, you know, DEATH.

[[ooc: Hee, oh Monty Python]]

[beeneverywhere]

BUT THEY ASKED WHO I AM. I SEE NO REASON IN NOT SAYING THE TRUTH.

[OOC: THEY ARE AMAZING. I love them muchly :D ]

[drunkasilike]

Aww! I wish my cookies went that easily!

[beeneverywhere]

I SUPPOSE PEOPLE REALLY WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ME OFF THEIR DOORSTEP.

[drunkasilike]

But you were being so friendly about it, I don't see why they have to be so mean!

[beeneverywhere]

IT IS ALRIGHT, I CAN UNDERSTAND THEIR FEELINGS. I GET THAT REACTION OFTEN.