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[destructivetype]

[Wakes up in a bed. Is somewhat disoriented. Post-5x05 so this isn't very shocking.]

I don't even remember going out last night.

Comments

[blockoutnoise]

Welcome to Paradisa. Look for a journal.

[destructivetype]

[Slowly and carefully approaches the talking journal.]

...Paradisa?

[Turns journal over and examines the back.]

That's funny, I don't see a recording device anywhere on this.

[blockoutnoise]

...Let's make it easy and say it's magic.

[destructivetype]

[Laughs.]

Must be complicated technology if magic is the easy answer.

[huzzahs]

You don't? How come?!

[destructivetype]

Chances are, I was too inebriated to remember. Which is odd because I don't have a hangover, either.

1/3

[huzzahs]

Oh.

[huzzahs]

[eyesweregold]

You probably didn't.

[destructivetype]

I can't think of another explanation for waking up in a strange bed.

[eyesweregold]

How about the very strange truth? Welcome to Cair Paradisa. The Castle herself abducted you. Don't ask how, don't ask why. And don't try to leave. No one goes back on their own terms.

[destructivetype]

[Sits staring at the journal, eyebrows furrowed. Says nothing.]

[pacifisting]

...Ah? Are you new?

[have some voice coming through that journal, pffff]

[destructivetype]

Am I knew to what?

[pacifisting]

This...place? Paradisa?

[destructivetype]

Yeah, I just woke up here. Is this a hotel?

[doctorcane]

. . . Already? This castle waists no time.

[destructivetype]

I really don't want to recognize that voice.

[doctorcane]

Wounded. That's what I am right now, Thirteen.

[destructivetype]

Here I thought you were immune to any form of insult.