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[beeneverywhere]

[Death is sitting in the Pie Hole, casually flipping through the menu of the assortment of pies. After a moment, he stops and decides to write in the journal]I have a request

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[onlyanapple]

...Has being human done something to your head, Azrael? I really don't think anyone is going to volunteer to die.

[beeneverywhere]

People volunteer to die all the time, Crowley. What do you think suicide is?

[onlyanapple]

[Groan]

I don't think anyone is especially suicidal at the moment, Mate. You should enjoy this as a holiday, it's not like you really get any otherwise.

[beeneverywhere]

You never know.

I'll enjoy my holiday just as soon as I'm sure my job is being covered.

[thathoopyfrood]

I'd really rather not, thanks. You alright?

[beeneverywhere]

I thought as much about you.

I'll be alright as soon as someone dies.

[thathoopyfrood]

What can I say, I'm a big fan of the whole being alive thing.

Let me guess, you want to see if you've still got your mojo or something?

[beeneverywhere]

That's good for you, Ford.

Not exactly, I'm aware that I am stuck in human form. I simply want to see if one of my other personifications is substituting for me during the duration of this loss.

[lilblackdevil]

[ain't this something out of the usual]

There's probably some kind of monster or criminal out there for a thing like this.

[beeneverywhere]

Probably.

If you can find them and kill them, that would work for me as well.

[lilblackdevil]

I'd rather not, thanks. Firing squad?

[beeneverywhere]

Is there one in this world?

[kindnessing]

... Why would you ask for something like that?

[beeneverywhere]

For a very important reason, I assure you.

[kindnessing]

... I can't think of any reason in which death has to be the only answer.

[beeneverywhere]

I suggest thinking outside the box then. For really, death is the only answer to my problem.

[charmandsmiles]

No.

[beeneverywhere]

Very well.