- 1 - Something ain't right...

[xiaomeimei]

[There's a girl, in a bunk in the women's dorms, looking right confused as to how she might've gotten there, all things considered, 'cause ain't no way it's her bunk or any bunk she's ever seen before, and this most certainly ain't her ship. At least it's the dorm and not out in the middle of the game, or she might've gotten run over or something.]

Gwai-gwai long duh dong?* Where am I? What's goin' on?

[*What the hell?]