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[for_sealand]

[a loud "waaah" sounding wail, and dictated in a young British SEALANDISH accent]

Waaaaah!! I can't find a computer anywhere!! How can Sea-kun use the internet here without one?? [another wail]

And I can't reach any of the good food in the kitchen! This is so unfair for people that's Sea-kun's size!

Comments

[blockoutnoise]

Hm? Need help~?

[for_sealand]

Yes. Sea-kun needs a computer and a way to get to the cupboards.

[blockoutnoise]

You could always ask for a stool?

[for_sealand]

But who would I ask?

[momlike]

Are you okay?

[for_sealand]

Sea-kun can't find a computer and didn't know that you could ask the ghosts for a stool!

[momlike]

Oh well there aren't any computers here that I know of. A stool to reach high shelves? Be careful.

[for_sealand]

None at all?!

I will be! Sea-kun will succeed in reaching those cupboards to get the chips!

[recordhistory]

What kinda net's that?

[for_sealand]

It's the internet!

[a pause]

Do you not know about it?

[recordhistory]

Nope, never heard of it. I'm guessing you don't get it around here, either.

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[for_sealand]

You poor person...

[progeny]

Right, right! The cookies I like are always on the top shelf.

Mm.. Sea-kun, is it? It's nice to meet you! I'm Mochizuki Kotarou!

[for_sealand]

Mm! And the chips too!

But hey~! Does that mean you're small too?

Yes! That's me! Nice to meet you too, Mochizuki Kotarou!

[progeny]

Mm! I'm ten years old! What about you, Sea-kun?

You can just call me Kotarou!

[for_sealand]

Really, 10?? I'm 12!

OK! And you can call me Sea-Senpai if you'd like because I'm older!

[overninelives]

No chairs around?

[for_sealand]

Not any that Sea-kun can find.

[overninelives]

Are you sure?

[for_sealand]

Plenty!

But it doesn't matter, because Mrs. Kent was nice enough and got Sea-kun chips!