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[disamtyler]

[dictated - he knows the book is there, that it writes down your words, and that it speaks every now-and-then ]

Oh look, a book that speaks, isn't THAT original. Sam Tyler is hearing voices from a book! That's bloody genius!

Look, guys, you messed up again, I'd like to go back to 1973 now, if I may?

[a short pause]I don't appreciate being

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[broken_clock]

[sigh]

I wouldn't have told the Master where you lived.

[iheardrums]

Oh, come on. What do you expect me to do, kill him and and cut his face off?

[broken_clock]

You're probably think it amusing.

[iheardrums]

Mm, well, I'd at least like to figure out why he looks like me first.

And that really sounds terribly messy and barbaric, anyway. Really, why don't you accuse me of eating human flesh next?

[queendramabitch]

[written forever in neat, slightly loopy handwriting]

Oh, gosh. Your voice is just like my husband's. What was your name?

[disamtyler]

Yeah I've...had the pleasure of meeting him.

Sam, Sam Tyler.

[queendramabitch]

Hello, Sam Tyler. I'm Lucy Saxon. Have you had the castle explained to you?

[disamtyler]

I've er...had it explained to me. I know the kitchen's on the first floor.

[pen tapping]

Don't know my way around though.