ORGANICS OF THIS WORLD:
Your housing structure is being assaulted by hordes of monsters at the outside front entrance. While I am currently engaged with this mass of creatures, and easily holding them off, if any get by and make it into the facility I am not holding myself responsible for the outcome. I do not care if they kill you all. However, I thought you might want to be aware of this fact. There seems to be something afoot... they did not gather like this before.
I repeat: THERE IS A LARGE NUMBER OF MONSTERS AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE TO THE CASTLE TRYING TO GET INSIDE TO KILL YOU ALL. Respond as you see fit.
Barricade out.
((Pretend this is at the beginning of the epic battle. :3 Ok, so if I get chewed out oops, but because 'Cade is too large to fit inside he's whooping ass outside. Anyone is free to join in
here if they're not inside fighting (or want to get stomped on by 'Cade), and for more info you can read
this if you want to know more, although 'Cade covered all the basics in this post. Heh.))