third chapter; [dictated]

[checklisting]

[ There's really no easy way to ask this, is there? ]

So, uh...

Where is everypony?

I mean, it looks like nopony's even using these journals any more. What's the point in an amazing, magical journal if nopony uses it?

[ Also, she might just be complaining because she can read the journal, but not books. THIS JOURNAL IS NOW HER NEW FAVORITE

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[borgiararity]

Everypony?

[checklisting]

That is what I said, yes.

[borgiararity]

You are the first to have used such a term.

[3_butterflies]

Well, it's winter - maybe humans hibernate!

[checklisting]

Dooooes that mean we're going to have to go to each door and wake them up?

[3_butterflies]

Do we have to? Maybe we should let them sleep until it's time for the Winter Wrap Up.

[checklisting]

Spike's practically hibernating, too.

This could be a very long winter.

[huffythedragon]

[Still unconscious, yup. Gosh, he's been unconscious for a while.

MAYBE HE'S DEA...

OH wait. No. He's definitely breathing]

[checklisting]

[ Okay, still alive. That's good. Yes, she'd pretty much be the worst if she let him die after all of that. ]

[huffythedragon]

[The joys of having a baby Twilight]

[teds_up]

Oh, honey. You're bored out of your mind, aren't you?

Don't worry; it happens to all of us at one point or another.

[casually ignoring all this nonsense about (talking) ponies CLEARLY THEY ARE A FABRICATION]

[checklisting]

[ Non, not a fabrication. ]

My name's Twilight Sparkle, not Honey.

Buuuut yes, I am a little bored.

[teds_up]

[LALALALA HE CAN'T HEAR YOUR STRIPPER NAME]

Ever considered sports?

Oh god, what am I doing?

[noble5]

[Did he just read "pony" there? Once might have been an outlandish typo, but...]

Really? I think there's lots to read about in these journal things.

[And Jorge here doesn't believe in magical journals.]

being awesome

[checklisting]

[ Her first statement just seems to be an aside, mostly to herself. ]

Huh. So I guess not every human's hibernating after all. Or did this one just forget? [ Can people forget to hibernate?

Anyway, addressing him properly now. ] Oh, well, yes, there's certainly a lot to go over in the journals. But I like keeping up with later material. After all, if nothing else is added, I will run out of things to read. This thing doesn't go back forever.

I guess. :3

[noble5]

...humans don't hibernate.

[And, now, there's a hint of suspicion in his voice]

You're not human?

\o/

[checklisting]

No. I'm a pony.