the seventh loophole (backdated to paris plot)

[fumidus]

[When you're an immortal smoke monster whose human form isn't exactly physical, sleeping isn't something you do regularly, if at all. Which is why it's very surprising when the man in black finds himself waking up at a desk in a conference room, unsure of how he got there in the first place. And he's wearing a really expensive-looking suit.]

What

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d-d-d-dictated

[mc_blackheart]

[Molotov has explained this a few times now. Maybe the castle wasn't wrong to make her a teacher! So forgive her if she sounds a little bored when she answers:]

World change.

dictated right back at ya

[fumidus]

...World change?

[The HELL?]

[Also that lawyer guy is just blabbering away in French in the background about why the heck he's talking to himself. IRRITATION. RISING.]

[mc_blackheart]

Da, world change. The entire world just changes occasionally. I am fairly sure that I explained this to you when you got here.

also dictated

[cricketycricket]

[Five recognizes that voice. even if he never really got a name out of him...]

I'm afraid that on the average, it happens once or twice a year. At least this time, it's not ships at sea. That was extremely disconcerting to wake up to...

Are you alright, otherwise?

[fumidus]

Ships at sea? So, wait...this entire place just changes on a regular basis?

[Okay, this place is officially weirder than the island. And that is saying something.]

[A groan.] I'm fine...but really, this employee needs to shut up. I'm not some head of, what is this, a law firm? No. That's not what I do.

[cricketycricket]

Once or twice a year on average, yes. I'd say that's about right. ... and last I checked, I wasn't a tour guide, either, but here I am. Just weather it as best you can - these things tend to only last a week or so.