blog one hundred

[bro_codebreaker]

[yep, life is good. he pretty much conquered the kissing thing. not in quantity - Crowley you slick bastard - but in practice, being a good 300% less emo about it than last year. he didn't die this year, no one decided they hated him, he had a pretty good string of one-night stands, Del came back... and even if he can't remember him, his best

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[icarustattoo]

[SIGH ............. this is not the bodyguarding gig he'd hoped for.

Brock just kind of lights a cigarette and waits down below near where he'd judged that Barney would land. If he miscalculated and the dude wound up in the Seine or something, well ... he wouldn't mind.]

[bro_codebreaker]

[you're about to have work to do in a second, though, Brock - as Barney goes sailing by overhead, a passel of security guards come streaming out of the Eiffel Tower. how you gonna keep your guy from getting arrested?

if you are at all, eheh]

[icarustattoo]

[It takes him a minute to consider it, actually! Barney is annoying but the last thing he needs is for his boss -- however temporary -- to get arrested.

Fortunately for the security guards, Licenses to Kill don't really transfer over to fake impossible magic Parises (as far as he can tell anyway), so he just rolls his eyes and moves to intercept them, explaining loudly in French that it's a publicity stunt and if they talk to their superiors, they'll find he has the proper clearance.

And if that doesn't work, he'll just tell them Barney is insane and Brock's bringing him back to a mental institution, no worries.]

[bro_codebreaker]

[publicity stunts. right. okay, they buy it, but one of them is oldschool and not happy about "these kids and their YouTube".

GOOD JOB BROCK. meanwhile your employer is floating toward one of those trendy shopping districts]

[jammin_with_ed]

[Edward sees the chute and laughs, jumping up and down. Abandoning her friends, she races down the road with her arms outstretched like the wings of an airplane.]

Prepare for landing, Captain! [She whoops, cackling as she tracks his path, racing to keep up with him.]

[bro_codebreaker]

[he's just absolutely LOVING this, it's like everyone are ants. he starts trying to pick out people he knows. there's that one girl who always comes by the 'Kat and orders fifty billion coffees, there's Allen, there's ---]

HEY! THAT YOU DOWN THERE, EDWARD?

[jammin_with_ed]

[Hearing her name, Edward looks up and waaaaaves with a huge ear to ear grin]

HIIIIIII BARNEY!

[bro_codebreaker]

HEY, KID! WHEN DID YOU GET BACK?!

Dictated forever

[onlyanapple]

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What the balls are you doing?

no flying for Crowley, no

[bro_codebreaker]

Base-jumping! DUH.

:<

[onlyanapple]

...

Isn't that the really stupid thing where you throw yourself off something high?

[bro_codebreaker]

Noooo, it's the really AWESOME thing where you throw yourself off something high.

The stupid one is suicide. God, Crowley, get it straight.

[gwaine]

[Taking pictures. If you die, at least there'll be edgy photographic evidence.]

[bro_codebreaker]

[he'll wave and strike what he's convinced is the most awesome midair basejumping pose EVER.

and he'll be right, because Barney Stinson never takes a bad picture.]

[Actiony]

[teds_up]

[Yep, Ted's out and looking around again. Despite him not being able to see three of his good friends, Paris is pretty amazing!

Except, you know. Then he sees Barney jumping off the Eiffel Tower. And he can hear his voice clearly through the journal, so there's no mistaking that it's Barney. Frick, even from here Ted can tell the man's wearing a freaking suit.

He is okay with Ezio doing this. That's because he barely knows Ezio and the calm with which he regarded the situation suggested he was experienced enough to pull those kinds of stunts.

Barney was not.]

BARNEY!! What the hell are you doing?!

[His voice won't travel up to Barney, but that's what journals are for.]

[bro_codebreaker]

BASEJUMPING! THE QUESTION IS, WHY ARE YOU, MY BEST FRIEND, NOT UP HERE WITH ME? COME ON, TED. PARACHUTE UP!

[teds_up]

Because I'm sane and I like not having all the bones in my body broken! Not to mention it's trespassing oh goddamnit-

[FOLLOWING AFTER YOU BARNEY >:/]

[bro_codebreaker]

All two-hundred and six bones INTACT, bro. Come on, where's your sense of adventure?!