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[templarssuck]

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[materialblade]

A taco is a really flat piece of bread. You put stuff on it, roll it up, and eat it. It's pretty good!

As for the other thing... I'm not sure why it matters. There's elves and half-elves and... weird pink dogs, and that's just the way this place is.

[templarssuck]

Anything? Just any kind of "stuff" makes it a taco?

It's less that it matters and more I was curious if there might be some sort of -- wait, what? Weird pink dogs?

[materialblade]

Meat... cheese... beans... sour cream... salsa... peppers. Things like that.

[He sighs.] Yeah. I guess the color isn't really a big deal, but he pulled a buffet out of nowhere. I'm still wondering about that.

... You said something about dwarf jokes. My dad's a dwarf, but he never told me any good ones. Maybe he was holding out on me.

[templarssuck]

The same sort of things for nachos, then.

That ... is also strange. A ... magical pink dog, then?

Er, well. I suppose this one is more offensive to elves than to dwarves but -- [a pause] Wait a moment, your father is, does that mean you are as well?

[inafadingcrown]

I make some attempt to know of the elves here, though that is solely for my own benefit.

...I have not seen any dwarves in this place, something I do find rather queer.

[templarssuck]

I know I've seen a few elves around aside from those from my own world. I suppose I just wondered if anyone kept track.

I thought they might be underground or something, but it seems that isn't the case.

[inafadingcrown]

Aside from ourselves? I do not think it likely. Few seem to know my race on sight and many are startled even at our existence.

[A slight chuckle] The dwarves of my world, at least, would not allow their presence to go unnoticed.

[templarssuck]

Startled? Well, I suppose it's not much different than people surprised by magic being real.

Are they the showy type, then?

Anders~

[bonniewitch]

Sure. I'd like to read it.

Bonnie forevaaaa

[templarssuck]

Alright. I'll just ... drop it off at your room, if that works for you. It's rather long, so ...

forever Anders

[bonniewitch]

Thanks. It does work for me. Ah, how long are we talking here?

[templarssuck]

... About twenty pages?

[wolfuncaged]

That joke was not even remotely funny the first time you told it, nor will it ever be funny.

[You sad, sad little man]

[templarssuck]

Hey! I have other jokes besides that one, you know.

--And nobody was asking for your opinion, anyways.

[wolfuncaged]

No you don't. I have never heard you tell a single other dwarf joke besides that one.

Then you should filter your entries away from me. I would enjoy the break from your incessant whining anyway.

[templarssuck]

That's because I've never had cause to tell them.

Why should I have to put in effort to keep you from reading it? Just turn the page. Or did you not learn how to do that, either?

[demontobeloved]

You've never had a taco? What sort of universe are you from?

[templarssuck]

I live in a sewer. We don't get a lot of fancy food down there.

[demontobeloved]

[Pff. He thinks tacos are fancy] Well, they're not what you would see on the menu of a top-end restaurant, that's for sure.

[templarssuck]

Then where would you find it, exactly?