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[batfail]

Right, so... I probably should have made this PSA before Halloween, but this is a friendly reminder to lock your doors, Paradisans. Paradi..sians? Residents? I digress. Deadbolts are probably a good idea, too. It's actually a little unnerving how easy it is for someone to barge in. Then again, they've got some guts to bust into a random room, if

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[foolishrisk]

Thanks for the friendly words of advice.

And I see you've run into my little Damian, isn't he just adorable?

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[foolishrisk]

[Next time.]

[batfail]

What can I say, safety first, right?

Somehow, yeah. He probably won't be happy to hear that, though.

[foolishrisk]

I'm sure you're perfectly capable of handling yourself though.

Oh I'm sure he secretly enjoys it.

[save_the_souls]

Huh?

Did someone break into your room?

[batfail]

[Yesssss.] Nah, just watched a lot of horror films where the blonde did something pretty dumb. Annoying stereotype, but got me to thinking.

[save_the_souls]

I see...

I suppose that is true of horror movies, now that I think of it...at least the ones that I've seen.

[batfail]

The yelling of "hello?" into a silent place is a good one, too.

Steph

[soldarius]

What happened.

Kate

[batfail]

[Mama :'( ]

Aside from Damian being turned into an alarmingly cute toddler?

I seem to have made someone so annoyed that they felt it was necessary to break into my room and send me packing on a two week vacation. Really, it was only a matter of time...

Steph

[soldarius]

[ ignoring the damian thing for the moment. ]

When did this happen?

Kate

[batfail]

[Insert date before babby loss here!]

Either someone from home is here [pleasedon'tbedadbepleasedon'tbedad] or I reaaaaaaaally pissed someone off. [URU...]

[i_neverplay]

Since when do you have a baby? [She'd heard from Damain mostly about her. So you can tell where she'd obviously think that Steph wasn't capable of reproducing. They should stop people from doing that.]

[batfail]

Since never. Castle gave Damian a loss. [Sup, Mindy. Very glad you don't seem to remember being older with Damian.]

[i_neverplay]

[Great.]

That's just great. How old is he?

[batfail]

Maybe three-ish? Toddler territory.