20 blueprints -- dictated -- backdated to the night of 10/25

Oct 27, 2011 17:12

[For a few seconds, there's not much except for harsh gasping, as though someone had been running for their life (they had). Then, there's a deep inhale, and a short silence as though that someone is trying to remain hidden from someone else (they are). Finally, there's a released breath, and ( Read more... )

ted mosby

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ar0se October 27 2011, 21:27:39 UTC
ted?
are you ok

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ar0se October 31 2011, 16:17:15 UTC
[OH SO OMINOUSLY] Nooooo! It is I, Count Chocula! Bluh huh huh huuuh!

[sorry mate she couldn't resist.]

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teds_up November 2 2011, 00:37:00 UTC
[...Aradia what even. He opens the door, and once she's in, closes it behind her.]

Count Chocula? Where did you even come up with a corny name like that?

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ar0se November 2 2011, 02:55:32 UTC
[She giggles.]

It's a cereal, silly! Don't you guys have Count Chocula?

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teds_up November 5 2011, 17:41:32 UTC
Pff, I don't know. [He sits on his bed. Despite all the residents living in a giant castle with ghost maids... His room is still a bit of a mess. Fairly enough to be noticeable, but not enough to be an inconvenience.] I'm not a cereal guy. Coffee's where it's at.

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ar0se November 9 2011, 04:58:21 UTC
I will take your word for it. [She pulls a large back of onions from her sylladex and brandishes it.] I brought the onions, by the way!

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teds_up November 10 2011, 14:26:22 UTC
Onions?

[Oh.]

By onions, I definitely meant garlic.

[DON'T JUDGE ME HIM HE WAS PANICKED OKAY. COMMON. MISTAKE.]

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ar0se November 11 2011, 03:14:16 UTC
[scowls] Geez, make up your mind. [But she tosses the onions into a chair nonetheless and wishes up an equally large and smelly bag of garlic!]

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teds_up November 13 2011, 02:03:43 UTC
Wh-- hey!! [POUT.] Aradiaaa, you're getting smelly food all over my room!

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ar0se November 13 2011, 02:32:27 UTC
You're the one who wanted me to bring it! Do you want garlic or vampires?

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teds_up November 13 2011, 03:05:26 UTC
I don't even know for sure if the garlic works! And it's not like we can really ask for volunteers.

[They could, but it would just end badly for everyone involved.]

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ar0se November 13 2011, 04:02:13 UTC
What, volunteer vampires?

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teds_up November 13 2011, 15:47:29 UTC
That's what I said.

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ar0se November 14 2011, 05:40:26 UTC
Okay, fine. Then I volunteer to be the vampire. Bluh, bluh!

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teds_up November 14 2011, 17:49:45 UTC
[Ted lightly chucks one of the garlic bulbs at her.]

Did it work?

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ar0se November 14 2011, 20:05:27 UTC
[Garlic doof! Aradia makes an exaggerated moan and swoons onto... oh, she can't find anything to swoon on. Hang on. She continues this for a minute until she is close enough to swoon onto the bed. FLOP.]

Ohhh, noooooo. Smelly garlic is my vahn veakness, how did you knooooow.

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