The adult Human skeleton consists of 206 bones.

[onlyanapple]

[Anyone wandering outside today will find a certain demon and angel roasting a pig on a spit over an open campfire. Crowley is bundled up, as he's wont to do when the temperature drops below 'slightly chilly'. As to why they're out there, well the open journal is picking up their conversationWhat are we on now, angel? Six thousand and three? This

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[iswaswillbe]

[Have Someone Else sitting down by the fire. He eyes the pig.]

It's looking good. Much improved from the first time.

[madetothwart]

[Eyes sliding left to the deity that had just joined them unexpectedly, Aziraphale felt an untwisting of something inside him. He had been concerned about their next meeting and the possibility of further ramifications, but it seemed things were to carry on as normal. Giving God a nod of greeting, he filed their last encounter under Things He Hoped Would Never Come Up Again1.]

Good afternoon, Lord.

1. Along with the first loss of the flaming sword, and what had happened to the Seraphim Choir's dress robes before the big Hosanna concert.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley's back straightened, and he gave God a certain look. Not one for his own sake, oh no. It was a 'screw with the angel and you and I will be having words' look]

Yeah, well. We didn't know how to get the pig on the spit first time around.

[iswaswillbe]

Good afternoon, son. [He nods pleasantly to Aziraphale and smiles at Crowley.] Or that you needed to let it hang a few hours before putting it on the spit or to secure it so it wouldn't flop around once you did or that roasting is a slow process.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Don't forget sage.

[onlyanapple]

As if we ever would.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Don't let him be too old?

[onlyanapple]

Aziraphale? Bit of an impossibility if you ask me. He was created forty five.

[save_the_souls]

[Allen was walking by not too far away, on his way to training when he sees...this peculiar sight. Crowley and outdoor activities that wasn't catching field mice isn't something that exactly equates in his mind]

Eh? Are they...cooking?

[onlyanapple]

[Cheerful and loud]

'They' can hear you.

[save_the_souls]

Ah-

Oh-

[Whoops]

Hello Crowley!

[onlyanapple]

[He gives an idle wave]

'Lo, Allen. I should have known the smell of food would bring you running.

[saccharosium]

[......

Hm, interesting sight.]

Wanted the natural warmth of the fire from the pig to warm you two up?

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley turns to watch her idly]

What? No. We're going to eat it.

[saccharosium]

I just didn't ping you to be the type to want to roast a pig on an open pit.

[onlyanapple]

Well, it is a very old tradition.

[luckyvalentine]

[you totally wanted a loopy Faye to visit your cookout, didn't you? Because you have one now.

She waves and grins merrily as she heads over]

Hi, guys!

[onlyanapple]

[Oh no. She's still...like THAT]

Still feeling happy, huh, Valentine?

[luckyvalentine]

Of course.

[yep. still crazy. she frolics on over~]

Man, this smells good.

[onlyanapple]

Really? I thought eating dead animals would be against your new worldview.