Test Chamber #1 - Dictated

[corruptedcore]

Ha ha.

[The partially robotic, partially human tone held something sinister in those two syllables. If she sounded amused, it clearly wasn't for light-hearted reasons. As she begins to speak, her voice is layered heavily with sarcasm and cynicism.]

Congratulations. You've managed to separate me from my body. If I still had control of the facility, I

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[azure_guardian]

'Aperture Nuclear Energy Reactors'?

[corruptedcore]

That is correct. They provide the energy for all of the Aperture Labratories' facilities, including discouragement lasers, material emancipation grids, and deadly neurotoxins~

[Yeah she sounded a bit too happy about listing those things off.]

[azure_guardian]

[lovely. Kite's reminded a bit of Abraxas.]

What kind of facilities were these?

[corruptedcore]

Testing facilities. All created to further science.

[azure_guardian]

Mmmm...[not sure if he wants to get farther into that.]

Welcome to Paradisa.

[corruptedcore]

[Oh? The welcome gives GLaDOS momentary pause, but then she reanalyzes the tone of Kite's voice, quickly deducing that the words are more out of forced courtesy than really welcoming at all.]

The sentiment is appreciated. However, the sentiment would have been more appreciated had it been said with any amount of sincerity.

But I suppose it is too late for that.

[azure_guardian]

I apologize for my tone of voice, but it is something I cannot change at the present. I do actually mean 'welcome', however. Is there anything you would like to know about this place?

[corruptedcore]

Your vocal module must be quite primitive if it cannot complete a task as simple as inflection.

I can help with that.

[azure_guardian]

No, just damaged, and I nearly have it fixed. But thank you for your offer, miss...?

[corruptedcore]

"Nearly" isn't "completely"~

I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. GLaDOS for short.

[azure_guardian]

But it is a bit better than 'not at all'.

It is nice to meet you GLaDOS. My name is Azure Kite.

[corruptedcore]

It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance as well. My offer to help still stands, should you ever change your mind.

[azure_guardian]

Alright. Thank you for your offer GLaDOS, and I will keep it in mind for the future.

[corruptedcore]

Anytime.