terezi: resume trolling the castle.

[redisdelicious]

[Hello, Paradisa! There's a short troll girl presently sitting cross-legged on one of the washing machines in the laundry room. She has a few articles of clothing in her lap, and she's sniffing at them intently. Gross. Feel free to comment if she's holding one of your dirty (or clean!) pairs of underwear

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1/?

[thiefoflight]

[Oh, well. Vriska's just meandering through the halls as she usually does, just lurking and creeping and stalking as usual, until...]

1/2

[thiefoflight]

[Yeah, like Vriska likes seeing your face, hers-- oh, right. That experience is a little one-sided, isn't it? The spidertroll is thinking about this... and chuckling to herself.]

No, I already know my loss, thank you very much! [Snerking, standing in your way now.]

Ooh, I wonder what yours is! I have to admit, I'd love to be around you when you find that one out!

2/2

[thiefoflight]

[And now that grin's a fading a bit more] But I'll tell you one thing.

There ain't no way you'll ever have the advantage over me, Pyrope! Whatever you're flapping that colorful little tongue about, you better damn well be able to back it all up!

Otherwise, all I'll see you as is nothing but a shitty shit shit-talker!

[redisdelicious]

[Loss? What loss? More confusing bullshit, but Terezi isn't going to stick around for Vriska to explain.]

A shitty shit shit-talker?!

There's nothing to back up, you fucking dumbass! Ugh! I've said all I need to say to you, and honestly, you should let it stew in your thinkpan for a while.

Now. Get. Out. Of. My. Way.

1/2

[thiefoflight]

Yeah! A shitty. Shit. Shit-talker!

[She just can't make this easy, can she?]

Oh, so you didn't say you were able to kill me? Those are pretty lofty words, coming from you! I mean, you've tried that before, and it was a most certainly an epic failure!

2/2

[thiefoflight]

[W8.]

Unless you've learned a little something since we saw each other last.

[Guess who's not budging from your intended path! No, really. Guess.

........it's Vriska!]

So, go ahead! Make me.

1/2

[redisdelicious]

'Since we saw each other last'?! You DIED when that happened! UGH!

You are so fucking frustrating!

[And with that, she chucks the bra at Vriska's face!]

[redisdelicious]

Don't talk to me again until you plan on making some sense.

[Terezi storms off, presumably to find someone else who will explain to her wtf is going on >:T]

1/?

[thiefoflight]

[There's a stifled shriek when the bra hits her face, one of the cups covering her eye as the strap wraps itself around a horn, gnarled and tangled.]

You jerk! Get back here and face me like a real legislacerator!

You know, unless you're--

[thiefoflight]

[Oh, stupid human garment. What the hell!]

Unless you're--

[She'll just flip it out of her face, and commence with the...

Oh.]

[thiefoflight]

A fucking...

[Okay, time to bat it away now.

Or not.

Wait, why isn't it coming off?]

AUGH!

[thiefoflight]

[Okay, time to flail at the garment aimlessly until it comes off!

Maybe she should just rip it off, but... oh, IS IT TIGHTENING AROUND HER HORN?

WHAT THE HELL!]

You're a fucking coward! Yeah, that's right! I said it!

5/5 idek

[thiefoflight]

[WHY ISN'T IT COMING OFF?

WHAT IS HAPPEN.]

Yeah, you better run!