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[painhumbles]

[Whistle] Well. All I can hope is that everyone comes out of this with their tentacle rape virginity still intact. I mean, wounds heal, death only gets you a headstone in the creepy graveyard, but being badtouched lasts forever. Right? 'Course right.

That said, all conspiracy theories about how this is gonna turn into the ending of a bad horror

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[badinages]

And suddenly I'm flashing back to a night where I shouldn't have clicked on that link sent to me by Anime enthusiasts.

So, not only are we not aging, but when we die...we don't stay dead? More Death Becomes Her or Night of the Living Dead? Zombies or ...

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[badinages]

I can see it. I can wish for it. But, if I drink it the coffee magically changes taste. And I can't choose what it tastes like. Today, it was apple juice. I don't think the castle likes me. I can't see why. You would think it would get to know me before deciding it didn't like me.

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[painhumbles]

Kiddo, I have yet to meet anyone the castle actually likes. And there are talking ponies here. There's no justice in the world if even the ponies aren't safe from oppression.

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[badinages]

I've heard about those! How have I missed these talking shaped-butt ponies?

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[painhumbles]

They're very elusive. ...Although, I think one of them works at the coffee place here in Casa del Shawshank.

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[badinages]

And...how can a pony serve coffee? Is this like Watership Down except with ponies and opposable thumbs?

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[painhumbles]

Sometimes, Rory? It's really better not to think about it.

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[badinages]

Get to know me and realize how impossible it is to shut my brain off.

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[painhumbles]

I can guarantee a lot of sleepless nights ahead of you.

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[badinages]

I actually sleep really well.