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Aug 08, 2011 22:54

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[Lana Luthor, Written] foolishrisk August 9 2011, 06:15:17 UTC
Dear Miss Luthor;

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, it is much appreciated and I will take note of it.

I will make sure disciplinary actions are taken with his babysitter (That I was not aware he had) to make sure this does not happen again.

In the future, If you should have a problem with how I raise my child, or anything else, I would greatly appreciate it if you brought a few suggestions for solutions to the table as well.

If you would like, I'd be very happy to consider you for this Babysitters replacement and I think it would be a very character building experience for you.

Please take some time to give my offer some thought.

Bruce Wayne.

P.S. If you could give me the name of his current babysitter, it would make the process of firing her and switching you over go much faster.

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Bruce Wayne, Written] luthored August 9 2011, 06:21:57 UTC
[ what...the fuck. did he just right a letter to her? did bruce suddenly get ten times more annoying? ]

Mrs. Luthor. And I'm talking about Stephanie. She's more than that but in this case I'm judging how competent she is looking after him when you're not around. Then again your presence hasn't seemed to have helped much in the past.

And I'm not a...baby-sitter. I'm Damian's friend, and someone who's becoming more and more concerned by the results of his upbringing, and far more alarmed at how blissfully ignorant everybody else seems to act in regards to it.

I hate to drop this bomb on you when you've only just 'arrived', but my hesitation was exactly the issue last time, and I won't make the same mistake twice. So consider me your alarm clock on your road of life, and right now it's 10 AM because you've slept in and missed everything.

Do something about this. You. Not a baby-sitter, or anyone else.

Your Sincerely,
Lana Luthor

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Lana Luthor, Written] foolishrisk August 9 2011, 07:03:37 UTC
Mrs. Luthor.

I'm sorry to hear that you wont consider the position and would have enjoyed the opportunity to work with you.

I have and will still work diligently to make sure that my son is well looked after now and in the future. However, with my busy lifestyle I can't be there for him as much as I would like to.

Also, since you have decided to refuse the position, I will be keeping Stephanie on as Damian's Baby-sitter. Thank you for informing me that he had one.

Bruce Wayne

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[Bruce Wayne, Written] luthored August 9 2011, 07:06:19 UTC
Bruce! Stop treating this like a business e-mail! And...what busy lifestyle? You've only just arrived here. You have no lifestyle. You have no business.

Please get your act together, for Damian's sake, or I'll be forced to take drastic measures. Are we clear?

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