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11 blueprints - Unintentional, Frantic Dictation

Jul 04, 2011 12:22

[As always, the journal is off to the side, open to catch the misfortunes of its owner. A small, sleepy mumble can be heard as Ted stirs from his sleep. He blinks a few times to focus his eyes, then gives a soft grunt as he pushes the covers off and sits up.]

...

...Wha...

[He noticed his feet. Well, they didn't really look like his feet. Instead of a ( Read more... )

ted mosby

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agentkane July 4 2011, 16:40:26 UTC

[HAHAHA TED. GUESS WHO REMEMBERS YOUR VOICE AND THE JERKY WAY YOU REACTED TO HER LOSS?]

So, uh... what's up with you, buddy?

teds_up July 4 2011, 16:55:07 UTC

[NOT... TED!! Not at the moment, at least, his mind's a bit scrambled from dealing with his first loss.

Completely disregarding the fact that he hadn't intentionally opened the journal, he stands up and looks into the mirror of his bathroom from his bedroom.]

...I'm.. a troll.

[This realization pretty much puts Ted's braining on pause.]

agentkane July 4 2011, 16:56:39 UTC

[Lana, ever a paragon of sensitivity, just laughs. Loudly. And meanly.]

teds_up July 4 2011, 16:58:29 UTC

[EFFECTIVELY IGNORING HER while groping at his horns some more.]

These horns are huge!

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p2iioniic July 4 2011, 17:44:57 UTC

What.

teds_up July 4 2011, 18:05:46 UTC

Um.

I think I'm... a troll. Like-- you know those gray-skinned kids with horns here?

[Derp.]

p2iioniic July 4 2011, 18:59:45 UTC

[P A U S E.]

Grey-thkinned kidsth, what are you talking about, I've never heard of them.

teds_up July 4 2011, 19:35:48 UTC

Uh, they're some of the residents here. And, I think... I turned into one of their race. [Cautiously feeling the horns on his head.] I didn't even know the castle could do that.

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Dictated forever onlyanapple July 4 2011, 18:16:28 UTC

...

Have you been licking something you shouldn't have been licking?

teds_up July 4 2011, 18:23:31 UTC

What?! No!

[Doesn't even know what Crowley's implying alsdkfj]

onlyanapple July 4 2011, 18:53:13 UTC

Are you sure? Because...

OH. Horns. Not horny.

Never mind. That is a bit odd.

teds_up July 4 2011, 18:57:34 UTC

[SNORT.]

Barney rubbing off on you, Crowley?

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rocketchair July 4 2011, 20:15:06 UTC

Uhh, are you okay ... ?

teds_up July 4 2011, 20:20:49 UTC

Yeah, I'm okay, just... Ow... My new horns are too long for the doorway.

[Speaking of said doorway...]

...Damn, I left dents. I didn't think I was going that fast.

/FOREVER LATER rocketchair July 17 2011, 21:42:10 UTC

Uhh ... your new ones? Did you, uhh, grow them ... ?

/FOREVER LATER ALSO teds_up July 21 2011, 18:28:27 UTC

Not exactly. I think it's a loss.. Ah, shit.

[A pause as he reaches up to gingerly touch the base of his horns.]

Damn, I really did hit the wall pretty hard.

[Another small pause. A drop of brown blood, a bit darker than Tavros', hits the journal.]

What the hell??

frostandfrogs July 4 2011, 20:47:49 UTC

You're a troll!

teds_up July 4 2011, 21:28:10 UTC

I, uh. Yeah.

...do I know you?

frostandfrogs July 6 2011, 20:15:11 UTC

Nope, but I know what,/i> you are. You're a troll!

Also hi, I'm Jade!

teds_up July 6 2011, 22:45:06 UTC

Yeeeah, I sure am.

Hi, Jade. Name's Ted.

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