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[bogusmagic]

Hi, I'm Freelancer York, from Cair Paradisa.

I am Nagato Yuki.

We're here to talk to you all about a subject most of you are already familiar with, but may lack the finer details about. That's right, folks. Today's subject is pirates!

Pirates are defined as individuals who engage in war-like acts against others while at sea. It is distinct from

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[painhumbles]

Oh. We're doing PSA's now?

[painhumbles]

[Deadpan] You damn kids and your rap music and your total lack of appreciation for the classics. Next you're gonna tell me Paul Newman is just that guy who makes dressing.

[encryptedlock]

Naw, he has an asteroid named after him.

[painhumbles]

When it inevitably crashes into the earth? I hope there's someone at NASA smart enough to say, "What we have here is a failure to communicate" right before it hits.

[encryptedlock]

[Unlikely, since it's in the wrong solar system, but he'll laugh anyway.]