[Citizens of Paradisa, beware - there's a new cop in town. He's the savior of the long-forgotten, the hard-boiled hero of the dust-collecting. Been shoved in the top of the closet? Been pushed under the bed, or left in the attic? Then you know just who to call.
He's Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Toy Whisperer.
And he's knocking on your door.
No, really, he
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...is he actually talking to himself?
One eyebrow arches as he looks him over] You need something, kid?
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Just an alibi, Mr. Booth. My partner and I got a distress call from this area.
[He motions to the bunny. The bunny just lays there, glassy-eyed.]
Unless you got something to hide, this shouldn't take long. Usa-chan, check the bed. I'll take the closet.
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I'll cooperate, but how about you tell me what you're looking for, huh? I'm FBI. Maybe I can give you a hand.
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[The bunny doesn't move.]
Tell me, Booth - can I call you Booth? - do you know what happened to your old toys after you grew up and abandoned them?
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Hey there, bud! What's up?
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[His shades glint as he gestures to his... fluffy pink bunny toy. Who is just propped on the floor.]
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Sorry, sorry, my bad. What seems to be the problem, officer?
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You used to play with toys, Mr. Mosby?
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Oh, hello Hunny! What's up?
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Oh, I think you know what's up.
[Motioning to Usa-chan, he steps past her and into the room.]
Check the usual places, Usa-chan. She could be hiding them anywhere.
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Wh... What are you looking for, Hunny?
[The thing with Shiki, though? She's a seamstress, and she enjoys making stuffed animals, too. So all of hers are on her bed, well loved and cared for. After all, after you put the time and effort into making a stuffed animal like that, you like to make sure it stays in good condition, and all of Shiki's look beautiful... if a bit worn from her sleeping with them in her bed.]
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[Sunglasses adjustment #13.]
And you best believe I don't find anything suspicious.
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