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Jun 12, 2011 23:06

[For an incredibly athletic, wildly fast, and generally all around energetic pony, Rainbow Dash can be very lazy. She scorned the room provided for her in the castle immediately, choosing instead to sleep on clouds or occasionally in trees, but she never really bothered building anything like the home she'd left back in Ponyville. This had led to ( Read more... )

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sodoomed June 12 2011, 20:19:15 UTC
[EW IT'S THAT ONE FLYING COW. Why is she dirtying up his journal with her... words and her... smells. Especially when he's so busy doing important invader-y things in his room!!

Stupid cow.]

Cows can't build houses! YOU LIE!

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sonicdash June 12 2011, 20:30:22 UTC
[Ugh, the particularly stupid green human.]

Well yeah. Good thing I'm not a cow.

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sodoomed June 12 2011, 20:44:45 UTC
Nonsense! You have the hooves! And the stench! You're obviously a cow that's been mutated just like all the other - uh - mutants around here.

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sonicdash June 12 2011, 20:56:33 UTC
...you're not really sane even a little bit, are you?

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sodoomed June 13 2011, 02:18:22 UTC
You doubt ZIM??

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sonicdash June 13 2011, 07:24:19 UTC
...yes. Yes, I do.

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sodoomed June 13 2011, 19:17:43 UTC
PITIFUL, STUPID COW! Are you lacking in brain meats??

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sonicdash June 14 2011, 09:47:07 UTC
...no?

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sodoomed June 15 2011, 01:06:46 UTC
Obviously you ARE. Being a cow and all.

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sonicdash June 15 2011, 17:55:50 UTC
[She collapses back on her cloud floor.]

Why am I even bothering? You're weirder than Pinkie Pie!

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sodoomed June 16 2011, 01:46:20 UTC
Eh? What is that, some kind of disgusting human food?

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